bold is piper | italics is luke

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[     INCOMING CALL FROM LUKE     ]

piper, i swear to god, this better be an emergency 'cause i was doing a number two and my phone wouldn't stop ringing for over five times—pip?

. . .

. . . pip? pip, what's going on? talk to me.

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oh god, no. no, no, no, no. fuck, no. that fucking asshole—okay, pip. i need you to tell me where you are. are you home? if you are, you gotta let me know right now, okay? pip? you have to tell me something, lilla blomma (little flower).

it hurts, luke. . .

i—shit, pip. . . do you want me to get caroline on the phone with you? she always knows what to say and i think it would be good for her to—

no. don't, please. i don't want caroline to worry or even harry.

okay, lilla blomma. i won't. i respect it but at least tell me where you are so that i can be there for you.

i'm at home but i thought that i could probably. . . come over to yours.

okay. stay there, please. i'll come to you. you're not in the state to drive to my place so, i'll come to you. do you want to talk about what happened now or when i get to your place?

. . . he—he cheated on me with. . . oh god, luke—with my neighbour. he cheated on me with my fucking neighbour who was actually in a relationship with chris.

chris? as in. . . the chris evans who plays captain america?

yeah. . .

. . . was he there?

he was and we both sort of confronted them and i just. . . i told him that if he really loved me, he wouldn't have done this and—god, it hurts, luke.

. . . pip, listen to me—

it hurts so bad and i—i should have listened to you and caroline and harry but i didn't 'cause i thought he really loved me and he'd show it every now and then but right now, i just—i look like a complete fool.

no, no, no. listen to me, pip. i want you to listen to me very carefully—you are not a fool.

i am. just admit it, luke—

no, i won't. you know why? because vince fucking kensley is the biggest fool there is, alright? and harry's going to be absolutely livid when he finds out and caroline is going to stick one of her high heels down his throat just so he can choke on it but we'll talk about that later.

no, luke. please don't tell harry and caroline. you said you won't. please. . .

. . . pip, they're going to find out sooner or later. you know that and i think they'd rather hear it from you than a news tabloid.

. . . i'm just—i'm just not ready yet, luke. i—harry was right from the very beginning and so was caroline when she met him. god, do you remember the look she gave him? and i was so mad at her for the dirty looks she was giving him and right now, i—god, i'm such an idiot.

you're not. vince is the fucking idiot here, okay? and about harry and caroline. . . i'll tell them later on if you don't feel like telling them just yet, okay?

. . . okay.

god, pip. . . this fucking jerk, i swear to god—if i so much as see him in a fucking restaurant, i'm going to give him a black eye because it's what the fucking prick deserves—

luke, please. . .

you do know that if i don't give him one, harry's just gonna do it and possibly give him two black eyes instead of one, right? but okay, we'll talk about this later.

. . .

well. . . at least that made you laugh a little. i'm glad.

. . .

pip?

yeah?

i mean it, though. he's the fool here, alright? he's the biggest idiot there is and he doesn't deserve you. he doesn't deserve to have you and i know it hurts right now but you're going to be okay in due time, lilla blomma. now, open the door for me, please.

[     CALL ENDED     ]

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a/n; i love their bond sm 🥺 also, please correct me if i've used the wrong words in swedish or if i've translated them wrongly! x