WhatsApp Messages with Hannah

Hannah
tell me you had a good time at the party last night

Piper
and if i said i didn't

Hannah
i'll come over to your place and have a sleepover for a week straight

Piper
YOU WOULDN'T

Hannah
i would coz i'm not that much of a clean freak like u
and i'll leave the blankets everywhere, on the couch, on the floor

Piper

get out
get lost
i'm cancelling our friendship

Hannah
can't
the contract says that you'll be fined 300 boxes of dunkin donuts if you cancel our friendship abruptly without a valid reason
and this isn't a valid reason, fyi

Piper
why did the universe bring me and you together

Hannah
because we're sad fucks sometimes and we just need each other in order to be sadder fucks, y'know?

Piper
i hate u

Hannah
ok yadayadayada
you're talking but you're not actually talking
so, spill
did you have a nice night or not

Piper
it was ok

Hannah
don't use "ok" when it was actually "okay"

Piper
stop calling me out

Hannah
i'm your best friend
it's my job to call you out on your bullshit and when you're lying to yourself

Piper
okay fine
it was a really nice night
aside from mackie trying to get me and chris to kiss under the mistletoe

Hannah
that's normal friend behaviour
i would have probably done that too if i was there but sadly, i'm not an avenger
anyway
why wouldn't they want you and chris to get together?
you're both hot, single and ready to mingle, no?

Piper
if you're joking, i'll forgive you for this

Hannah
ok but seriously, piper
i'm sure you and chris got along pretty well last night
i mean, have you seen the dynamic between the two of you on instagram last night?
sheesh even i was sweating balls
i can't imagine what it must have been like when the both of you were in the same room

Piper
sorry but what dynamic

Hannah
stop kidding yourself

Piper
fine
okay
there's a dynamic but so what
every friendship has a dynamic

Hannah
sometimes i really just wanna punch you in the face

Piper
feeling's mutual

Hannah
piper, you're allowed to think he's cute and stuff, okay?
just because your last relationship didn't work out, that doesn't mean you have to close yourself off to every single guy that you meet. and that also doesn't mean you have to close yourself off to chris just coz his ex cheated on him with your ex and vice versa.

Piper
sometimes i really hate how your words make sense

Hannah
feeling's mutual
but seriously, just talk to him like normal, okay?
otherwise this year long shoot of yours isn't gonna be pretty, pips

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WhatsApp Messages with Stan

Stan
so, piper's really pretty, isn't she?

Evans
good morning to you too
i'm fine, thanks for asking
now, what do you want from me

Stan
i'm just saying ok
no need to get all antsy

Evans
well, you don't have to point that out
you of all people should know that i'm still recovering from my last failed relationship

Stan
i know you are but it's not wrong of you to think that your co-star is pretty and interesting and funny and kind and cool

Evans
sounds like you've taken a liking to her

Stan
me?
oh come on, evans
i wasn't the one who snuck off with her privately just to get away from mackie and his mistletoe friend that was dangling off of a pole he got from god knows where

Evans
he was trying to get us both to kiss under the mistletoe, seb
of course we had to make a run for it

Stan
ah yes but you could have made a run for it separately
that way, it would have been harder for mackie to chase the both of you

Evans
you know what
the next time mackie pulls a stunt like this and we need to make a quick getaway, i'll hire you and pay you double to get us out of there since you seem to think you're that much of a great strategist

Stan
ah so there's gonna be a next time?
alrighty then, i'll let mackie know so that he can put together a well-thought-out plan

Evans
can we just do this in our own time?
i mean, we're already on speaking terms and we even took pictures together yesterday
willingly and happily, i might add

Stan
just trying to make sure that the two of you are gonna be okay during the shoot
it's a year long, y'know?

Evans
we're gonna be fine, okay?
besides, she's playing your love interest
not mine
i doubt we'll be having that many interactions

Stan
will you just suck it up and admit that you actually find her a cool person to be around with
also, if you don't think she's gorgeous, you're lying to yourself
don't think i missed the way you did a double take when she walked in last night

Evans
i have to bring dodger out for a walk now so i'll text you later 👋🏻

Stan
bud, it's not wrong of you to think about the co-star you've just met, okay?
just because you've recently got out of a relationship, that doesn't mean you can't think piper's pretty and all kinds of cool
the sooner you get this awkward situation out of the way, the better it will be for the both of you

Evans
dodger is calling me
text you later 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Stan
JUST COINCIDENTALLY WALK BY HER BLOCK AT LEAST

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WhatsApp Messages with
Piper Berglund

Chris Evans
hey, piper
i'm kinda outside your building and thought that maybe you'd wanna take a walk?
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hey, piper
thought maybe you'd want to go for a walk and then get some breakfast?
heard you like dogs as much as i do
i mean, of course i heard it
you told me yourself last night
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that prick really did not deserve you.
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a/n; chris wyd just send the text already