(Sorry Hels' design is very inconsistent, I'll try to keep things more consistent in later chapters)

BadTimes: ok ok lets start things off

BadTimes: my name is BadTimesWithScar

HelsKnight: ...

BadTimes: ... but you can call me BadTimes

HelsKnight: I'm HelsKnight

HelsKnight: and you still haven't answered my previous question

BadTimes: Ah well you see I-

BadTimes: hm?

HelsKnight: what is that!?

BadTimes: t-that's mistletoe

HelsKnight: I was referring to the creature holding the "Mistletoe"

BadTimes: t-that's a cat, probably

BadTimes: you know if two people are under Mistletoe they have to kiss?

HelsKnight: how!?

BadTimes: how?-

HelsKnight: HOW IS THAT PLANT CAPABLE OF CONTROLLING OUR MINDS IN ORDER TO MAKE PEOPLE KISS!?

BadTimes: look it's gone ok!?

HelsKnight: you saved us from the mistletoe

HelsKnight: I swear by the deepest parts of Hels that you shall be spared once I destroy this server and everyone in it

BadTimes: does this make us friends?

HelsKnight: ...I guess?