"Jaanu.... do I look chubby?" said wife, observing her double chin in the mirror.

"Well, darling, that's makes you so cute by the way" said winking at her reflection.

She shyly stared at his reflection and her cheeks blushed like a tomato.

~~~

Don't ever say to women what you really think, find another way around to bend the reality and say the truth. Well, it works on men too.