Tesla: The Niles and Burrito x Petal. First the Niles. Miles! NooNoo!

Miles: *Chuckle* Ya?

NooNoo: Why do you need us?

Tesla: Hows everything with your life and relationship?

Miles: It's still strong. We are also doing great. Where always playing with Bella here as well.

NooNoo: She isn't much a problem. Some crying in night here and there sometimes it's easy to calm her down. Just jingle some keys and she'll either calm down or just admire the keys and coo.

Bella: *Gibberish*

Miles: Aw...

NooNoo: She is just adorable...

Tesla: Thank you for your time. Next Burrito x Petal. Burrito! Petal!

Burrito: Yes?

Petal: Yup?

Tesla: Hows everything with your life and relationship?

Burrito: Well we are still talking to each other. We are also doing just great.

Petal: Yes. My blanket here-

Burrito: Aw. Don't call me that...

Petal: But why? I love calling you that.

Burrito: *Chuckles*

Petal: So as I was saying... he is always defensive. Always protecting me and sticking by my side. And just being very kind to me. He would cheer me up when i'm down and he would try his best to make me laugh.

Burrito: My failures always make her laugh. But not when I die.

Tesla: Thank you for your time. Moving on.

The infected Waltinky and Shadow x Nightfire. We'll start with the infected Waltinky. Infected Walten and Tinky!

Infected Walten: Yes?

Infected Tinky: ?

Tesla: Hows everything with your life and relationship?

Infected Walten: Well... it's good. Life is good. Our relationship is great. Just everything is great.

Infected Tinky: Yup...

Tesla: Are you okay Tinky?

Infected Tinky: Ya i'm fine... ha ha...

Tesla: What's with the awkward laugh-

Infected Walten: Just leave him alone you moron!

Tesla: Jeez sorry. You don't need to call me a moron...

Infected Walten: No- I'M sorry. I shouldn't over reacted like that...

Tesla: Okay then... now moving on with with Shadow x Nightfire. Shadow!  Nightfire!

Shadow: Hello?

Nightfire: How long do I have to stay male?

Tesla: No idea. Now... hows everything with your life and relationship?

Shadow: We're doing well. Our relationship is still going strong. Even after... this happend.

Nightfire: I'm not getting use to this at all...

Tesla: Well suck it up and deal with it. Next one.

The infected Ronsy and Tobby x Autumn. Infected Ronsy is next. Infected Ron and Dipsy!

Infected Ron: Ya?

Infected Dipsy: What?

Tesla: Hows everything with your life and relationship?

Infected Ron: Our life is fine. It's kind of frustrating to keep everything together though.

Tesla: How so?

Infected Dipsy: He means that our heads and his arms keep falling off every morning and we have to sew them back. Sometimes we accidentally sew our heads on the other body.

Tesla: Well that's good. Now moving on. Tobby! Autumn!

Tobby: Yes?

Autumn: ?

Tesla: Hows everything with your life and relationship?

Tobby: Well we're doing well. Our relationship is standard. It's good Tesla.

Tesla: Okay thank you for your time.

Last but not least Claw x Yeti. Claw! Yeti!

Yeti: Yes?

Claw: Ye?

Tesla: Hows everything with your life and relationship?

Yeti: We are great. And our relationship is is doing great as well. 

Claw: Sometimes our relationship can go under at times.

Tesla: What do you mean by that?

Claw: I mean sometimes we argue and fight but hey... that's almost every relationship. Sometimes there is arguments... sometimes fights... but we are still fine.

Tesla: Well that's good.

Yeti: So do YOU have a lover?

Tesla: Well... ya. One of them I had to divorce and one she... died...

Claw: Oh my God. What happened to the first?

Tesla: Well... we had a great time together. Even though we where in different cells-

Yeti: You where a prisoner?

Tesla: No. More of a test subject. SO like I was saying. We where in different cells. Sometimes the researchers-

Claw: Researchers?

Yeti: Sounds like us and Arrow Claw.

Tesla: Let me finish Goddamn it! Sometimes the researchers put us in the same cell. We would talk for a while until the researchers took her away and put her back in her cell. Soon we where okay to make love with each other. That resulted in her being pregnant and giving birth to our bundle of joy. We gave loved him very much until he was taken and put in his own cell. Months passed and we didn't see him ever again. Me and my lover planed to break our child out of his cell and leave that horrible place once and for all. We tried our escape in the middle of the night. It almost failed. We where spotted and we didn't have time to save our son. We just left that place as fast as we could and we never turned back. We hid in the forest where they couldn't find us. Days passed and they gave up. When me and my love where walking around she planed on breaking our son out. I disagreed and told her it's to risky. Soon we had this argument for hours until she turned around and left me all alone. She was walking back to that place to break our son out but I stayed. I waited for her to come back but... she never did. Soon I thought to myself that she might have been captured or killed... I felt guilty and I kept calling myself a terrible father... The years passed and I was back in  that terrible place once again due to saving a little child. This is where my other lover comes in. My son came to save me but he was captured and put back in his cell. When a couple of days passed they brought in a test subject in my cell that they called 1973. She goes by Heart. She was a flirty subject and I couldn't help myself. I wanted to get my previous lover out of my head so I could stop beating myself up because of it. After some talking we hit it off. Soon they took her away. Years passed and I never saw her ever again. I overheard one of those f***ers talking about them killing her. And of course I tried my best to break out but I have failed. I kept trying because I didn't want to lose another loved one. But then I heard screaming. It was Heart's voice. I kept trying and trying but then I gave up. I accepted the fact that she was dead. I cried to myself everyday. I was depressed. I had nothing else in my life except for that child I took care of. But then he disappeared a few years after. Soon I broke in tears. I've lost 4 important people in my life. My first lover... my son... my second love... and now... that child... but... I didn't lose my son... I found him again... and I spend my time with him a lot...

Yeti: Woah... that's some deep s***...

Claw: Ya. And I have more questions.

Tesla: Well for any questions you have all I have to say is things are best kept undiscovered. Period.

Yeti: Aw...

Claw: Fine...

Tesla: Thank you.