Me: what up what up! It's me retr0 and I'm ALIVE AND BACK! WITH ANOTHER DARE from of course my good friend chu

The brothers: ohh Lord

Me: hush! But anyway, trender YOU have to go camping, alone, in a bear infested area, for as long as you can!

Trender: Wait...what?

Me: yep

Offender: I wish all of us could go so I could get retr0 in the dark~

Me: Offender...ever seen your life flash before your eyes?

Offender: nope (•‿•)

Splendor: remember that time you almost got shot by Slender?

Offender: touché

Slender: I didn't know the safety was off when I took it, it was retr0's

Retr0: aye! I got it from my weapon room for self defense, of course it wasn't on safety.

The brothers:ಠ_ಠ

Retr0: ಠ_ಠ...

Retr0: ok but anyway trender I'm gonna take you to another forest since this is slender woods I'mma take you to what I like to call bear land

10 mins later...

Me: welp you got a tent and sleeping bag, and that's it you better survive more than a day

Trender: hooow?

Me: uh using life skills, like a normal slender

Trender: do you even know how we survive

Me: Im around 24/7 so yes I know

Trender: ...

Me: ( ꈍᴗꈍ) now I'm gonna leave, sooo bye!

Trender: see ya

20 minutes later...

Offender: I'm surprised trender has been gone this long

Slender and Splendor: yeah

Trender on the other hand: Ahhhh I hate it here (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ *flips tent*

Me: you do know I set up cameras right?

The brothers: show us show us!

,
*Sees trender having a mental break down*

Me: yeah he seems fine

*Bear shows up*

Trender: *runs like he a crazy man*

The brothers and me: ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Trender: *crying*

Welp that's the end folks hope you all like it I'm about to go to sleep I'm tired 😴😴