Me: WASSUP ITS ME! I'm finally around wifi so...yay...ish my mom is still sick but she's doing ok...now on to the dare!

Slender: Ugh what torturous things are you doing today

Me: welp this is for you and your boyfriend

Splendor: oohhh what is it?

Offender: yeah I wanna know

Trender: same

Me: alright alright, my girl Chu asked Slender toooo...

Me: Give zalgo a lap dance!

The brothers: Oooooohhhhh!!😂😂😂

Slender:....why🤦

Me: because it's a dare

Slender:Finnne!

Me: oh and here *Throws speado to slender*

*Slender leaves room*

Minutes later...

Me: Zalgo come sit in this chair real quick I got a surprise!

Zalgo: ok...*sits down* now what?

*I snap my fingers and lights come on and slender comes from behind a curtain*

Me: bye have fun!

Zalgo: Wait ret-

*I close the door*

*Slender starts to dance and grind on zalgo...*

Zalgo: *Blushes*

*Me and the rest of the brothers watching in the doorway*

(Meme starts playing in my head *Why are you double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon hella ass*)

*Offender laughs*

After a while Slender gets done and walks out

Me: (-_-;)・・・ that was cringe and good at the same time....

The brothers except Slender: yeah...((~_~メ)

Slender: well he liked it...

Me and the brothers: (ﾟοﾟ人))

Slender walks off

Me: Welp that's all the time we have I'm a bit sleepy but I'm gonna stay up and watch anime peace!☮️