Me: ayyyye what's good today we have 2 dares for Splendor from XxGachaGracexX she dares zalgo to kick Splendor in front of everyone and for Splendor to eat a lot of sweets so I'mma go find zalgo and Splendor

5 minutes later

Zalgo: slender would KILL me if he saw that i-i don't think I can do that....

Me: sooo your chicken?

Zalgo: no I just-

Me: *starts making chicken noises* 

Zalgo: I'm not-

Me: *chicken noises get louder*

Zalgo: fine I'll do it!

Me: *stops chicken noises and chuckles* ok c'mon

6 minutes later....

Me: he's right there go do it

*Splendor has his back turned talking to his brothers*

Zalgo: *creeps up behind Splendor and kicks him in the side*

Splendor: OW!!!

The brothers: *run to Splendor* Splendor are you ok?!

*Slender glares at Zalgo*

Zalgo: Retr0 I told you this was a bad idea!

Me: guys it was a dare, Splendor I'll make it up to you with this

Splendor: with what?

Me: grace also dares you to eat a lot of sweets

Splendor: well that helps *smiles*

Me: *smiles back* I'll be right back

2 hours later....

Me: Splendor come in the kitchen

Splendor: *walks in* YOU MADE ALL OF THIS?!

*The table is filled with a bunch of homemade cakes, pies, candy and any kind of sweet you can think of*

Me: yep just got done, sit down and have at it...

Splendor: *sits down* I don't know what to start with first it they all look so beautiful!

Me: *smiles* why thank you

*Splendor eats a piece of cake*

Splendor: THIS IS SO GOOD!!! THANKS RETR0!!

me: your welcome call me if you need me, there is also bottles of soda in the fridge *leave kitchen*

Slender: you know he's gonna be hyper later right?

Me: yeah I know

5 hours later

Splendor: *shaking Offender* hey Offender hey hey hey guess what *chuckles*

Offender: yes Splendor?

Splendor: *boops Offenders nose* boop! *Laughs* hi

Offender: *confused af* um...hi?

Splendor: I'mma go find slendy *runs off*

Offender: retr0 what did you do to my little brother?

Me: gave him a whole bunch of sweets

Offender: *looks at retr0* slendy is gonna kill you

Me: not if he can't find me

Offender: wait what?

*Retr0's jumps to the ceiling and sits on the ceiling*

Offender: how can you do that?

Me: I'm a vampire dude we can walk on walks like spiders

Offender: oh I forgot but here comes slendy

*Slender walks in with Splendor latched to his side*

Slender: Retr0!! Where is she!?

*Offender points to the ceiling*

Slender: get down here!

*Retr0 hangs upside down Spiderman  style but without the webs in front of slendy*

Me: oh hey slendy what's up?

Slender: how much did you allow him to eat?!

Me: all the sweets that covered your dinner table and all the non diet sodas

Slender: what?!

Me: yep and he's gonna be like that for a long time

Splendor: *giggling* I also had 5 jumbo pixie stixs

Slender: retr0....

Me: c'mon Splendor is just a sweet little cinnamon roll

Slender: *sigh* fine

Me and Splendor: *smiles*

Slender: I don't know how I deal with all of you

Splendor: because you loooovvvve us

Slender: *sigh* that is a reason

Me: aww why thank you slendy

Slender: yeah sure

Me: well that's all the time we have for today hope you enjoyed bye guys