Slender: I'm gonna beat retr0 ass later if this date ain't good

*Zalgo dress in a red and black tux holding some flowers sitting on a bench*

Slender: oh my gosh...

* Slender sits down*

Zalgo: hey...I heard you wanted to see me

*Me hiding in a tree with a ear piece*

Me: ok subject has made it to meeting area

*Offender hiding behind a tree*

Offender: I see him

*Splendor hiding behind a boulder*

Splendor: I see him too

*Trender hiding behind a tree*

trender: I see him too

*Slender and zalgo sit down*

Zalgo: so... how long have you had a crush on me

Slender: *blushes* well for a while now...like some months

Zalgo: heh glad you told me I liked you for some months too! Oh I got you these *Hands flowers*

Slender: aww these are my favorite!

Me: Who bought the flowers?

Offender: me!

Me: good choice...

Zalgo: you know I always liked your demeanor... strong type of guy

Slender: wait really? I never knew

Zalgo: yeah...I was just to shy to ask you out...

Slender: well me too

*Zalgo and slender get closer*

Me and the brothers: oh my gosh they gonna kiss*

*Zalgo and slender kiss*

*Me and the brothers gasp*

*Zalgo and slender pull away and smile*

Slender: well I should get going I can leave my brothers with retr0 before they burn my place on fire

Zalgo: I understand I had fun..

Slender: me too bye

Zalgo: bye

*Slender leaves*

Me: mission accomplished now let's hurry up home

*Me and the brothers teleport back to the mansion*

*Slender walks in*

Me: Soo how was date?

Slender: good but...im still gonna be ya ass.

Me: oh shit! *runs*

*Slender teleports in front of me*

Me: do I have break you ankles NBA style?

Slender: If you can move before I grab you *reaches for me*

*Crosses ankles and Slender falls*

Brothers: AAAHAHAH BRUHHHHH 😂😂😂😂

*I start laughing and Slender looks pissed*

*Takes off running again*