Me: This time we have a question and I bought all the brothers with me this time...

Offender: yeah and I'm glad... retr0 looking kinda thicc

Me: Offender... you ever been kicked in the nuts, dropkicked and then picked up and body slammed?

Offender: n-no

Me: ok then...now...this question is for slender.

All except slender:ohhhh slendy

Slender: *Sigh* just... what's the question?

Me: alright alright, SpookyCookyChu asked do you have a crush on the so called Lord of chaos

Slender: *Blushes*

Me and the rest of the slender brothers: slender has a boyfriend slender has a boyfriend!

Slender: alright alright! Quit it I do like him...

Me: wait if your a slender being and zalgo is a monster does that make you pansexual?

Slender: yep -_-

Me: nice but wait....I thought you liked Jeff?

Slender: I like them both but I like zalgo more

Me and the brothers: OH MY GAWSH!!

Slender: it's not that big of a deal 😑

Offender: it is for me... been a while since you've got something... I can help you set up a date to get you both straight to the bed

Me: EW NO OFFENDER!!!

Trender: yeaaaah Offender that's nasty

Offender: not for me if you know what I'm saying hehe

Me: Offender yo ass better start running cuz I'mma kick you in the nuts ಠ_ಠ and im not playing... matter fact where my bat

Offender: oh sh- *Starts running*

Splendor: you really going after him

Me: nah