Me: wat up wat up it me retr0 annnd from my girl Chu slender has to go on a date

Slender: ಠ_ಠ there is no way I'm going on a date!

Me: yes you are offender and Splendor are setting up and trender is calling zalgo

Slender: Why do you call ahead before telling me

Me: to make sure you HAVE to go

Slender: ಠ_ಠ

Me: 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

Slender: imma kill you later

Me: ya can't cuz I'm immune

Slender: *Sigh*

*My phone rings and I pick up*

Me: Hey wassup?...mmhmm...ok...bye bye *hangs up*

Me: trender said he's outside just follow the trail

Slender: fine...but if this date is horrible I'm coming back to beat ya ass

Me: (◕ᴗ◕✿)