Me: ok my girl SpookyCookyChu recommend this offender... you gotta dress up in drag

Offender: what? Im not doing that I like girls! No fuckin drag Queens

*Slender peaks around the corner*

Slender: Actually slender beings are either gay, bi or pansexual

Offender: well fuck it I'm pansexual

Me: ok then so now you have to dress up in drag or else...

Offender: or else what?

Me: or else I'll kick you in the nuts so hard that it'll look like a innie instead of a outie

Offender: Damn you a tough one

Me: *Smiles* Now here go ask trender to help you out this on! *Hands Offender a dress, make up and a wig*

Offender: Fine...*Snatches stuff and walks out*

Me: DON'T SNATCH!!

minutes later...

*Offender walks in room*

Me: YASS QUEEN YASS POSE FOR ME!

Offender: hell no...😤

Me: Aaaww is that a attitude of salty I smell?

Offender: ooohhh it's more than salty...way more

Trender: cmon I said I would buy you Chinese food

Offender: just cuz I like to eat is the only reason I'm doing this

Me: at least you got food out of it 😂

Trender: exactly! 👌

Offender: your gonna pay for this

Me: when 😂

Offender: soon