Me: hello everyone, today we have 2 dares from my good friend XxGachaGracexX she dares Offender to hug everyone and especially zalgo and she also dares Splendor to kill someone

*Offender overheard everything*

Offender: you want Splendor to kill someone?!

Me: yeah it's a dare

Offender: Splendors  innocent though....

Me: well let's make him kill someone bad then....

Offender: ugh fine but if he starts crying your gonna have to handle him

Me: ok but you have to do your dare first

Offender: *sighs* fine *Hugs retr0*

Me: *hugs back* thank you *let's go* now c'mon we gotta go find everyone else

5 minutes later...

Me: hey slender come here real quick

*Slender comes in*

Slender: *sigh* what is it

Offender: *hugs slender*

Slender: why is he hugging me?

Me: it's a dare

Slender: oh that makes sense

Offender: *let's go* wanna come with us?

Slender: I suppose since I'm not busy

Me: c'mon then let's go find grace, Splendor and trender and Zalgo

5 minutes later....

Offender: *hugs trender* don't ask it's a dare

Trender: to be honest I wasn't even going to

Offender: good *let's go* now where's Splendor?

Splendor: *comes out of nowhere* Right here brother!!!

Offender: *hugs Splendor*

Splendor: *hugs back so tight he ends up picking Offender up*

Offender: s-splendor! Why are you so strong

Splendor: *giggles* how much do you weigh brother? your so light...

Offender: light?! I'm like 195 pounds in slender weight!

Splendor: *giggles and puts Offender down*

Slender: *shakes head and facepalms*

Splendor: *giggles*

Offender: *hugs grace*

Grace: *hugs back* OwO

Me: *chuckles* you still gotta hug Zalgo

Offender: fiiine where is he?

Zalgo: *shows up* right here

Offender: *hugs zalgo*

Zalgo: uuuhhhh.....

Offender: it was a dare

Zalgo: oh

Me: *giggles* hey Splendor you have to kill someone

Splendor: wait what?

Me: yep

Splendor: b-but can they be bad?

Me: I guess?

Splendor: ok then I'll be back!

10 minutes later....

Splendor: *comes back covered in blood*

Offender: whoa! How many people did you kill?

Splendor: I killed just one it was kinda messy, he was trying to steal

Everyone except Splendor: O_o

Slender: well....let's get you in a bath then shall we?

Splendor: ok *smiles*

*Slender and Splendor leave*

Offender: how tf is he so calm?

Me: *shrugs* maybe he doesn't remember?

Offender: if he comes to me saying he had a nightmare I'm going to come after you retr0

Me: please don't, but that's a the time we have today hope you all enjoyed bye everyone