Me: *walks in* heeeeyyy

Everyone: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!???

Me: Hmmm well let's see.... grounded and depressed and talked to my gf and friends

The brothers: O.o gf?

Me: yes Im a lesbo irl -3-

Splendor: *hugs me* I knew iiit!

Offender: ooooooohhhh? Who is she?

Me: if she wants to announce it then she can but until further notice it's a secret she's sweet tho

Offender: THE PHONE!! *he takes my phone out my pocket and looks through it"

Me: bruh -_- *grabs a flip flop*

The girls: WE MISSED YOU!!!

Me: I know I know, I've been lazy and other shit but I'm planning of making a total chaos book for whatever reason sooo yah soo I'm gonna just *blows raspberry and dumps some videos on here*

My favorite anime theme song