Me: AYYYEO what's good I have 2 more dares from my friend XxGachaGracexX she dared me to kick zalgo in the nuts and to pull a little prank on the brothers *chuckles* aye zalgo come here!

Zalgo: *Walks in the room* what retr0?

Me: wanna play a game?

Zalgo: -_- what game?

Me: *hands zalgo a blindfold* you'll see but put this one first....

Zalgo: ....*sighs* fine *puts on blindfold* now what?

Me: were gonna play some blindfolded football *chuckles* spread your legs and bit so I can give you the football ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zalgo: *spreads legs* now where's the football?

Me: right here! *Kicks zalgo in the nuts*

Zalgo: OW RETR0!!!

Me: *laughs* who knew that was gonna be easy

Zalgo: *glares at me*

Me: I gotta go now bye bye *teleports away from zalgo to the living room where the brothers are*

Me: hey guys!

Splendor: hey retr0 *smiles* wassup?

Me: oh nooothin just came to talk to y'all, how's offender been doing tho?

Splendor: *chuckles* he's doing good

Slender: *walks in* why is zalgo on the floor holding his nuts?

Me: because I kicked him

Slender: oook?

Me: but that's not the point I have a surprise for you all

The brothers: what?

Me: *snaps fingers and know the brothers are girls*

Offender: what the?!

Splendor: I'm a female?!

Trender: yaasss I'm a queen!!

Slender: -_-

Me: y'all want mirror to see yourselves?

The brothers/sisters: YES!!

Me: *Snaps fingers and mirrors appear*

Offender: I have white hair?! Well I do have white hair in my human form soo.. *Shrugs*

Splendor: I LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! WE'RE SO CURVY!!!

Trender: HI SISTERS

Slender: I sometimes question you 3

Me: *laughing in the background* bruh *Still laughing*

Slender: this isn't a laughing matter!!

Me: *me in-between laughs* yes *laughs* yes *laughs* yes it is *Laughs*

Me: *still laughing* that's all the time we have today bye everyone *laughing*