Dark secrets?

Me: wassup it's me and today we have another dare from buttersuwuowo she asked "what's your darkest secret you can back out if you want" hm...so who going first...

Offender: me...Im actually a big softie

Splendor: AWWWW-

Offender: SPLENDOR SHUT UP!

Slender: hm...kinda knew that but when I read I act like a fan boy when it's my favorite book and I read manga

Trender: I watch and do those exercise videos from the 80's and 90's with the leg warmers and headbands...

Me: ohhhhh my gosh! I can see that in my head XD

Splendor: I occasionally listen to rock music...

Me: How can I imagine all of this in my head!!

Splendor: what's your dark secret Retr0?

Me: I'm a huge nerd and I don't consider that a secret but I would say my secret is......hm...I have no idea

The brothers: WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE A SECRET?!!!???

Me:*pushes up glasses* nah I'm pretty open and honest... other than the fact I can't dance

Offender: really? You can't dance?

Me: nope! Well put it like this I have no rhythm and I have stiff movements but the shoot, orange justice and floss I can do loosely cuz sometimes I just break out doing them for no reason

Splendor: I am confusion

Me: yeah it's hard to explain

Slender: wait can you even ballroom dance?

Me: nope my body just becomes a ragdoll when I'm at a party I usually walk a around or just tap my foot to the beat I can do dances like the cha Cha slide, ones with instructions

The brothers: (●__●)

Me: yep

*The room gets silent*

Trender: OK ENOUGH WITH THE SILENCE!!

Slender: bro...too loud

Splendor: yeah...

Offender:...yesh

Me: y'all wanna go to McDonald's?

The brothers: yeah

Me: ok bye y'all hope y'all like this we gone
*Peace sign*

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