Offender: hello guys and today I snatch retr0's phone again so me and slendy Can do a dare my love XxGachaGracexX asked for, she dares us to play dead in front of retr0, *giggles* okay then grace is getting retr0 right now so we have some time

Slender: I bought the fake blood

Offender: good, c'mon we don't have long

*1 minute later after covering themselves in fake blood*

Offender and Slender: *Start playing dead*

Me and grace: *Walking talking*

Grace: *Fake gasp that sounds real* o...
Offender.... slendy....no

Me: *my smile instantly drops* b-brothers.... my...my brothers...*run to slender and Offender* wha...n-no!

Grace: *trying not to laugh*

Offender and Slender: *laugh and get back up*

Me: Ò_Ó YOU GUYS WEREN'T DEAD?!!??

Offender: of course not, I didn't think you would care so much.

Me: *hits Offender in the arm* of course I care I'm your sister!

Slender: *Giggles* well we're sorry retr0 will you forgive us?

Me: no, I'll forgive you slendy if you buy me cheesecake

Slender: *giggles* okay then theirs some in the fridge

Me: yay! *Zooms to the kitchen and comes back with some cheesecake*

Grace: XD

Offender: O_o what do I have to do for you to forgive me?

Me: *grabs a wooden spoon* Come here!!

Offender: sh*t nope! *Runs away*

Me: *runs after Offender and there's a loud smack down the hallway*

Offender: AHH!

Grace: XD XD

Offender: *comes back* ｡ŏ﹏ŏ now do you forgive me?

Me: *munching on cheesecake* yesh, hey guys *Reads phone* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Offender: what's with the Lenny face?

Me: oh zalllgo~

Zalgo: *Shows up* what?

Me: for a dare you have to kick the brothers in the nuts

Offender: WHAT!!??  No no no

Zalgo: too late! *Kicks Offender in the nuts*

Offender: AHH! ZALGO!!

Zalgo: *Kicks Slender in the nuts*

Slender: OOOW!!

Zalgo: *Flys to Splendor and trender and kicks them too*

Splendor: AHH FU*K!!!

Trender: AHH!

Me, grace and the brothers: Owo did Splendor just cuss?

Splendor: *covers mouth* I said a bad word ╥﹏╥

Offender: *giggles* it's okay Splendor it was on accident

Grace: XD

Me: hey guys we haven't seen butters all day?

Grace: yeaaaah where is she?

Me: *shrugs* I don't know let's go find her

*5 minutes later*

*We walk in and find Butters 'dead'*

Grace: *Gasp* butters! *Runs to Butters*

The brothers: O_O

Me: *fake sad*

Grace: butters no no no!

Butters: *laughs* we got you!

Grace: O_o

Butters: me and retr0 got you!

Me: XD buttersuwuowo asked me to help her play dead

Grace: *grabs the chancla* You both better start running!!

Me and butters: *take off running*

Grace: *chases us*

Me: WAIT WE HAVE ONE MORE DARE!

Grace: O_o from who?

Me:from light43333 she's new she dares Splendor to hug her and wants to kiss him on the cheek

Splendor: *blushes* okay! *Hugs light*

Light: *Kisses Splendor on the cheek*

Splendor: *blushes brighter*

Grace: awww Now get back here retr0 and butters!!!

Me and butters: *run*

Grace: *chases us again*

Me: Ahhh! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter of ask and dares come back again see ya bye!!