Phil: Tubbo, where's Wilbur?

Tubbo: Doing a thing.

Phil: ...That doesn't sound good. Where's Tommy?

Tubbo: Trying to stop Wilbur from doing the thing.

Phil: Wasn't Technoblade taking care of them today?

Tubbo: Oh yeah! He's trying to to stop Tommy from stopping Wilbur from doing the thing.

Phil: And what are you doing here?

Tubbo: I'm stopping you from stopping Techno from stopping Tommy from stopping Wilbur from doing the thing.