Technoblade: I was just farming potatoes when I hear a sob, so I turn around and see Wilbur crying his eyes out. I'm not sure what's going on but I prepare myself for comforting before a loud ding interrupts Wilbur and he just stands up. Like nothing happened. His eyes are not even wet.

Wilbur, from the other side of the ravine: Its called time management Technoblade.