Kumaswag: DRUNK PARTY

Jiminjams: still??

Kumaswag: yeahhhhhh but ya can't get ya ass drunk cuz ya got my baby in ya

Jiminjams: that is the weirdest sentence I ever read from you.

Kumaswag: hehehehehehe BEUH I SEE UNICORNS

Jiminjams: ARE YOU EVEN MIN YOONGI ANYMORE??

Kumaswag: NO! I AM KIM TAE HYUNG

Jiminjams: ...

Kumaswag: omg, sorry I was visiting Hoseok and Taehyung to talk about something then that stupid couple got drunk and Tae took my phone and pretended he was me...

Kumaswag: hello?

Kumaswag: wow, you must have really been done with me XD