Swaegmin: OMG YOU ARE AWAKE GIVE ME A GREAT BIG FUCKING HUG YOU FUCKING TRICKSTER MOTHER FUCKER

Jamless: I'm really sorry, Hyung

Swaegmin: I understand it wasn't your fault. But please be more careful next time

Jamless: I'll try. Anyway, thanks to the coma, I'm not tired anymore... Heh

Swaegmin: Yeah, and thanks to your fucking coma, I'm in the hospital

Jamless: Awe, are you coming to visit me? Thanks hyung :) :) I love youuuu

Swaegmin: That's not what I meant at all but I love you too.

Jamless: Wait, then why are you int he hospital??

Swaegmin: Tried to commit suicide. Obviously failed. And I'm glad because you're awake.

Jamless: tf? Even if I died, don't kill yourself!

Swaegmin: why not? You were literally the only thing I cared about... Besides rapping... And kumamon.

Jamless: what about our friends?

Swaegmin: I care about them but you were the only one I cared for so much

Jamless: thanks for caring about me so much but if you killed yourself because I died or something, I'd start ignoring you if we are ghosts

Swaegmin: so it'd be the same as if I was alive and you were dead...

Jamless: No because if I died, I'd come and haunt you to be with you.

Swaegmin: Awe that's sweet. Let's stop talking about death. None of us are dying anytime soon.

Jamless: good