Jiminnie: TAE TAE TAE TAE TAE

Taehyung: wOt

Taehyung: R U DYING

Jiminnie: KIND OF

Jiminnie: ?!?!?!?

Jiminnie: I AM SO EMBARAJSKSSJNA

Taehyung: dude calm down and just tell me

Jiminnie: OKAY SO I WAS JUST OVER YOONGI HYUNG AND HOSEOK HYUNG'S PLACE RIGHT

Taehyung: rite

Jiminnie: SO HOSEOK HYUNG NEEDED YOONGI HYUNG'S HELP FINDING SOMETHING IN HIS ROOM SO THEY WENT

Jiminnie: AND THEY WERE TAKING A LONG TIME SO I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND ASKED IF THEY NEEDED HELP

Taehyung: oh man

Jiminnie: AND SO THEY OPEN THE DOOR AND IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS TJAT THEYD BEEN MAKING OUT

Jiminnie: AND THEY MIGHT HAVE DONE IT IF I HADNT INTERRUPTED

Jiminnie: I THINK THEY FORGOT THAT I WAS IN THEIR HOUSE

Jiminnie: I'M SO EMBARRASSED

Taehyung: yikES

Jiminnie: YIKES INDEED

Jiminnie: what if

Jiminnie: FUCKK

Taehyung: what

Jiminnie: WHAT IF THEY DID IT?

Jiminnie: AND I WAS STILL IN THEIR APARTMENT

Jiminnie: OMFNSJSKSKDJDJALALDNJS

Jiminnie: IM NOT OKAY

Jiminnie: LIKE

Jiminnie: SORRY IF YOURE KINDA GROSSED OUT BUT LIKE

Jiminnie: THEY LOOKED REALLY HOT?!?!?!?!?

Jiminnie: THEIR SHIRTS WERE ALL MESSED UP

Jiminnie: AND THEIR HAIR TOO

Jiminnie: AND THERE WAS A HICKEY

Taehyung: i dont need to know this

Jiminnie: ON YOONGI HYUNGS NECK

Taehyung: i-

Taehyung: cHILL

Jiminnie: I'M SORRY

。。。

"If you don't send him a message in the next thirty seconds, I am going to slap you across the face."

Jungkook pulls his arm out of his best friend's grip. "What if I don't want to talk to him?"

"Then I'll send it for you." Before Jungkook can protest, Taehyung is snatching the younger boy's phone out of his pocket and typing away. By the time Jungkook's phone is back in his possession, however, the message is already sent.

Jungkookie: hey hyung, sorry about last week

"Tae!"

"Look, he's typing."

Seokjin hyung ❤️: I guess it's okay

Seokjin hyung ❤️: So you're not still mad at me?

Jungkookie: No

Jungkookie: I'm not mad, don't worry

Seokjin hyung ❤️: Teenagers and their mood swings, am I right?

Seokjin hyung ❤️: :P

Seokjin hyung ❤️: So you're joining the Skype call today, right?

Jungkookie: Yup.

Jungkookie: Tae's sleeping over

Seokjin hyung ❤️: Cute

Seokjin hyung ❤️: #taekook

Jungkookie: Hyung!

Seokjin hyung ❤️: what??? ;)

Jungkookie: Tae is just my FRIEND!

Seokjin hyung ❤️: I still ship it

Seokjin hyung ❤️: it's my brotp

Jungkookie: >:(

Seokjin hyung ❤️: you're so adorable

Jungkookie: YES I AGREE -tae

Seokjin hyung ❤️: taekook is real

Jungkookie: YEAHHH

Jungkookie: THAT WAS TAE

Jungkookie: TAEKOOK IS NOT REAL OKAY?

Seokjin hyung ❤️: okay 💕💕💕

"W-Why did he put all those hearts?" Jungkook splutters.

"I don't know," Taehyung says as he shrugs, amused. "He's typing, though."

Seokjin hyung ❤️: can we be the next hazel grace + augustus

Seokjin hyung ❤️: is jinkook real

Jungkook makes a sound that resembles a strangled seagull as his face reddens in embarrassment.

Jungkookie: NO

Seokjin hyung ❤️: you're so cute :3 haha

Jungkookie: HYUNG

Jungkookie: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME CUTE

Jungkookie: I DON'T LIKE IT

Seokjin hyung ❤️: oh

Jungkookie: DONT LISTEN TO HIM HES LYING HE LOVES IT WHEN U CALL HIM CUTE -TAE

Jungkookie: DON'T LISTEN TO TAE

Jungkookie: KOOKIE LOVES U -TAE

Seokjin hyung ❤️: guys

Seokjin hyung ❤️: oh my god

Seokjin hyung ❤️: I'm making a group chat with you two so that Taehyung doesn't have to keep stealing Jungkook's phone lol

Ten seconds later, a group chat is created.

Seokjin hyung ❤️: hey guys

Taehyung named the conversation "losers + king tae"

Seokjin hyung ❤️ named the conversation "children + handsome guy"

You named the conversation "Weirdos trying to be normal"

Taehyung named the conversation "jinkook + third wheel"

Seokjin hyung ❤️ named the conversation "taekook + handsome guy"

You named the conversation "Handsome guy, Tae, and maknae"

Taehyung named the conversation "Handsome guy, King Tae, and maknae"

Seokjin hyung ❤️: Jungkookie, you think I'm handsome???

Jungkook: Well, yeah but I don't like you or anything

Jungkook: And you put "handsome guy" first!

Taehyung named the conversation "Handsome guy, King Tae, and IDIOT"

Seokjin hyung ❤️ named the conversation "Handsome guy, King Tae, and Maknae Kookie"

Seokjin hyung ❤️: Taehyung, don't call him an idiot

Taehyung: but he IS an idiot

Taehyung: MY idiot :333 ily kookie

Seokjin hyung ❤️: taekook is real!

Jungkook: I hate you all.

Taehyung: DAMN KOOKIE

Taehyung: BACK AT IT AGAIN W THE MOOD SWINGS

Taehyung: ksbbhka*{£\!.@-.@-184, pppp

Seokjin hyung ❤️: what happened???

Seokjin hyung ❤️: is everything okay???

Jungkook: I hit him with a pillow.

Taehyung: JUNGCOCK JUST FUCKING WHACKED ME ACROSS THE FACE WITH A GODDAMN THROW PILLOW

Taehyung: MY NOSE HURTS

Seokjin hyung ❤️: Tae, watch your mouth!

Taehyung named the conversation "Handsome guy, King Tae, and DEVIL KOOK"

。。。

A/N: this is lowkey turning into a crack fic lmao #sorrynotsorry
and also double update ayyy

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