This time, it's only 2 am.

It's 2 am when Seokjin and Jungkook are left by themselves.

Seokjin lets out a loud yawn and stretches, and Jungkook's eyes automatically gravitate towards the sliver of skin exposed as the hem of the elder's shirt rises. Inwardly laughing at himself, he adjusts the collar of his own shirt and uncaps his water bottle.

Water is midway down his throat when Seokjin says, "You know, Jungkook— Sorry if this sounds a bit creepy, but I'm just being honest— You're really attractive."

Water and saliva spew from the younger's lips, covering the laptop screen. Cringing, he grabs a paper towel and wipes the laptop screen clean as his ears burn in embarrassment.

Seokjin is guffawing, hand lifted to cover his mouth as his body shakes with laughter. "Did I— Did I startle you that much?" he manages to choke out. When Jungkook looks away, cheeks flaming, Seokjin awwws, much like a grandmother doting over her grandchild. "You're so cute, what the hell. Oh!" Jungkook looks back at the screen, puzzled by the sudden intake of breath, to see Seokjin covering his mouth with his hand. "Excuse my profanity."

Jungkook cracks a smile. "You call that profanity? You'd probably have a heart attack if you heard the stuff we used to talk about in high school."

"I try to set a good example," Seokjin argues. "I'm not some old lady who's always appalled at 'this gosh darn generation.'"

Jungkook raises an eyebrow, chuckling. "Gosh darn?"

"My grandmother's words, not mine."

"Ah."

Jungkook finally has to log out at 5:30 am, because his words are beginning to slur ever so slightly, and he literally is unable to keep his eyes open. Seokjin says a chirpy "bye!" to him as Jungkook ends the call, visibly happy about his victory.

Jungkook falls asleep thinking about Seokjin's pink phone case.

。。。

Jungkook doesn't even log into Skype the next day; he goes to bed at 8:30 to catch up on his lost sleep. When he wakes up the next morning, he sees he's gotten some texts from Taehyung.

Some is an understatement.

He's gotten 73 fucking text messages from Kim Taehyung.

Groaning, he scrolls through all the messages.

Taehyung: bOI WYD

Taehyung: where daFUQ u at

Taehyung: YO

Taehyung: jeOn jungCOCK

Taehyung: U CANT BE SLEEPING U LIL BITCH ITS STILL THE AFTERNOON

Taehyung: ITS ONLY 8:07

Taehyung: fUCK

The texts continue on like that, until:

Taehyung: fml good night, kookie, my smol beb ❤️💗💖💕💘💞💘💞💖💕❤️💗❤️❤️💓💓💘💞💖💕

Taehyung: i love youuuu

Shaking his head, Jungkook types back a reply.

Jungkook: I love you, too!

Jungkook: Actually, not really.

Taehyung: aww, bby, whyyy??????

Jungkook: I fucking hate you.

Jungkook: Don't "bby" me.

Taehyung: WHAT DID I DO

Jungkook: 73 fucking texts, you asshat.

Taehyung: oh

Taehyung: was it rlly that many??????? :o

Jungkook: YES.

Taehyung: lmfaoooo ive never spammed anyone that much bfore

Taehyung: see, kookie??? this shows my UNDYING LOVE for u!!!!!!!!!!?!!!

Jungkook: I still hate you.

Jungkook: I'm changing your contact name in my phone

Taehyung: me too beb

Kookie my love 💕: I changed it

Asshat: same!!!

Asshat: what did u change my name to????

Kookie my love 💕: Tae Tae

Kookie my love 💕: What about you?

Asshat: Kookie my love 💕

Kookie my love 💕: Oh.

Asshat: ????????

Kookie my love 💕: Nothing.

Kookie my love 💕: It kind of sounds like I'm your boyfriend, though.

Pabo Tae: ;;;;;))))))))

Pabo Tae: we all know dats wot u wanna be

Kookie my love 💕: Ugh, I hate you.

Pabo Tae: i love you too babe

Kookie my love 💕: DON'T CALL ME BABE

Kookie my love 💕: THAT'S SO FLIRTATIOUS, WHAT THE HELL

Pabo Tae: dude

Pabo Tae: i literally kiss ur face every time i see u, how is calling u babe more flirty

Kookie my love 💕: I don't know.

Kookie my love 💕: Just don't call me that anymore, please. I don't like it.

Pabo Tae: okay fiNE

Pabo Tae: wait then whats the diff between babe and beb

Kookie my love 💕: I don't know, just don't call me babe.

Pabo Tae: can i cal u beb?????

Kookie my love 💕: Sure.

Kookie my love 💕: I need to go eat something, my stomach is being corroded by the lack of good

Kookie my love 💕: *food

Kookie my love 💕: I can't even type properly, haha

Pabo Tae: food = good

Kookie my love 💕: True.

Kookie my love 💕: I still need to go eat.

Pabo Tae: okey dokey yo

Pabo Tae: i lov u, kookie

Kookie my love 💕: Ugh, love you, too. Bye!

Pabo Tae: see you later!!! ❤️

。。。
A/N: well.
I don't even know what this chapter was. It was random shit + a little bit of plot

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