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JUNGKOOK:

Q: You sure you like Seojun than that way more than you like Seokjin?

A: Uh, yeah... I wouldn't date Seojun if I didn't like her, jeez. And I don't like Seokjin hyung anymore.

Q: We all know you're totally in love with Seokjin, so why you with the other chick?

A: Excuse you, that other chick has a name, and it's Seojun. And I used to be in love with Seokjin hyung. I got over it ages ago, though, when hyung told me that he couldn't ever see me romantically.

Q: I'm also really jealous that you get to see Big Bang... Please let me come along.

A: Sorry. Hyung only bought two tickets.

Q: Maybe you should give Jin a chance, why are you dating Seojun when we all know good and well that you like Seokjin better?

A: I don't like Seokjin hyung anymore! I'm over it! I like Seojun noona! And hyung doesn't even like me, why would I have to give him a chance?

Q: HI JUNGBOOK

A: Hi, but I'm not a book. My name is Jungkook, not Jungbook.

Q: When are you going to realize that you like your hyung more than as a friend, still?

A: What do you mean, still? I don't like hyung anymore; if I did, why would I be dating Seojun noona?

Q: Yo boi stop fucking with your feelings and give yourself a break. You like Jin. You know it as well. So when are you going to confess to that Jin guy?

A: I don't like him, though! I mean, I did at one point- possibly even loved him? I don't know. But they say first loves never work out, anyway, so... *shrugs* I'm over it, though. Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be dating Seojun noona.

Q: And how did you forget about the Big Bang concert, again?

A: I had a lot of work to do, okay? And I was super busy and my mind was preoccupied and- *sighs*. I probably would've cried later that night if Seokjin hyung hadn't showed up.

Q: I very very much want to kick you right now.

A: ...I'll kick you right back if you do.

Q: Kookie, do you realize that you like Seokjin more than Seojun?

A: ...No? Uh, I don't like Seokjin hyung. Not romantically, anyway. Although- I suppose you could argue that I like Seokjin hyung more than noona because I've known him for longer, and I behave differently around him than her because he's my friend and I'm more like myself around him- But I definitely like noona. Everything about her is amazing.

Q: Do you like coffee and are you still Skyping with Seokjin and the others?

A: Ah, finally, a normal question. Yes, I sometimes like coffee, and no, I haven't been able to Skype with them. Namjoon hyung is busy with becoming a rapper, Yoongi hyung and Hoseok hyung are busy doing who knows what (probably fucking, to be honest), Tae and Jimin hyung have their own shit to sort through, and I see Seokjin hyung almost everyday anyway. Also, college takes up a lot of time and energy. Skyping with them during the summer was fun, though.

Q: So your heart is beating for Seokjin, right?

A: Uh, no? My heart is beating for myself. My heart is keeping me alive, not him. Damn, don't you know basic anatomy?

Q: Seokjin is hot af am I right? I know I'm right and if you think so too... ASK HIM OUT

A: Okay, there's no denying that Seokjin hyung is attractive, but I'm not going to ask him out. I have a girlfriend.

Q: Why don't you get with Seokjin?

A: Because I have a girlfriend? Duh???

Q: WHY HAVEN'T YOU AND JIN GOTTEN TOGETHER???

A: UH, BECAUSE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS???

SEOKJIN:

Q: Bro when are you gonna man up to the kookman? You clearly don't like the idea of him and Seojun together.

A: Haha, kookman, that's cute. I should call him that sometime. But about him and Seojun... It's not my place to interfere in their relationship.

Q: Do you like Jungkook, like, like-like ???¿?

A: "Like, like-like." Boy, that's a lot of likes.

Q: Bruh you gotta go steal your man from that other chick before it's too late.

A: My man? I'm going to assume you mean Jungkook, but he's not my man, he's dating that other girl. And no, I'm not going to "steal" anyone. Human beings are not objects to be taken.

Q: We all know you like Jungkook, you can't try to deny it. Why else would you treat him the way you do and get disappointed when Seojun and him are together?

A: I, uh- Pass. I-I'm not going to answer this question, give me the next one, please.

Q: I KNOE YOU LIKEU JUNGBOOK AKA JUANCOCK

A: I- Why would you call him Juancock? That's such a bizarre nickname. And Jungbook? The boy isn't half book or anything. *laughs* Imagine that, though. That would be a pretty funny sight. And about liking him, uh... No comment.

Q: Why are you so passive around Jungkook, and why are you making him think you don't like him romantically?

A: Passive? Am I passive? Well, I mean, I don't want to force anything on him, as he's got a girlfriend. I wouldn't want to ruin their relationship by- Jeez, I've said too much, next question please!

Q: Do you see Jungkook as a fetus; a kid, is that why you won't make any romantic advances towards him?

A: It's not because he's a kid that I won't make any moves. To be honest, I wish I'd realized that I had romantic feelings for him earlier. Then he wouldn't be dating that Seojun girl, and we could- Okay, too much, next question!

Q: Yah. Don't you dare go hurting yourself over Jungkook, okay? I saw what you did back there. When are you gonna confess to Jungkook about your feelings for him?

A: If I'm being honest, I don't know if I'll ever get the chance to tell him. He seems very happy with Seojun, and I don't want to make him unhappy by suddenly making romantic advances. I want him to be happy, even if it means I'm not with him.

Q: Would it be funny if you kissed Jungkook and made him all confused? c": sorry jk HOW YA BE, JIN?

A: Good thing you're joking, jeez. There's no way I would kiss Jungkook, not as long as he's dating Seojun, anyway. But me? I'm doing pretty good, I guess. In everything except the romantic situation.

Q: Seokjinnie... You know you like Kookie, so why don't you tell him? At least tell him, even if he has a girlfriend.

A: Yeah, no thanks. There's a whole list of cons that I can name. (I think about this a lot)

Q: Do you know who Park Jinyoung is? Like, not JYP Park Jinyoung but the other Park Jinyoung, bc he can be a really great dependable friend and can help you get Kookie.

A: Hm, I'm pretty sure I've heard that name before. I think he was one of Namjoon's friends back in college. Not totally sure if they've kept in touch, though. But thanks for the advice!

Q: Do you love Kookie or me?

A: Well, I don't even know you, so... Jungkookie.

Q: You, Kookie, now.

A: Jeez, chill.

Q: JUST SAY U LOVE JUNGCOCK SO HE CAN FINALLY BE AT PEACE

A: I've already told him I love him. And he's already at peace, with Seojun. Also, did you get that Jungcock nickname from Taehyung? *shakes head* Oh, kids and their crude language.

Q: Do you have an eye disease that prevents you from seeing how much Kookie is in love with you (even if he doesn't know it himself yet)? Or do you just pretend to be blind and not have any feelings for him except friendship/ brotherly love, when in reality you're just too shy and scared to do the first move because you don't want to lose him?

A: Jungkook doesn't like me. There's a reason he's dating Seojun, and that's because he likes her. And... Yeah, you hit the nail on the head about me being too worried about the consequences of telling him. I really like Jungkook, actually, and telling him might ruin everything.

Q: Why haven't you confessed your jealousy and your love for Jungkook yet? It can't be that hard.

A: Oh, trust me, it's hard.

TAEHYUNG

Q: If Jimin doesn't love you can I please because you're just absolutely amazing

A: Aww, thank you! And about Jiminnie... Things will work out soon, hopefully.

Q: How you doing bud? I hope everything works out for you in the future.

A: I'm okay, I guess, thanks for asking. And yeah, I hope so, too.

Q: Hi.

A: Hello!

Q: Don't worry about Jimin, I'm here to take care of you, baby. You okay?

A: Awww, you're so sweet. And yeah, I'm working on it. *sighs*

Q: Stop being so clingy with Jungkook, will ya?

A: No. He's my best friend.

Q: I must take care of you, you're too precious.

A: You're too nice!

Q: How are you doing, Tae? Jiminnie been talking to you?

A: I guess I'm alright. And, no, unfortunately, Jiminnie hasn't been talking to me. Although I guess it's partly my fault since I haven't initiated any conversations. I've been hesitant about calling or texting him. I want to start talking to him again, though, I really miss him.

Q: Hey, I hope everything is okay with Jimin, have you tried talking to him recently? Try to figure out for yourself what's up with him, I hope you both get together!

A: I haven't been talking to him, actually. If I'm being honest, I'm kind of scared to. I'll try initiating a conversation sometime soon, hopefully. And thank you, I hope so, too!

Q: I wish you good luck with Jimin. You can lean on me, Tae.

A: Thank you!

Q: Are you okay, Tae Tae? I feel so sorry omg, if you want a hug just ask, I'll be there for you. ❤ (just a friendly hug)

A: Mmmm, I could be better. And yeah, sure, why not? It's not like I'm gonna get a hug from Jimin, anyway.

Q: By the way, you should try to make Jimin jealous with another hottie... Then he'll be obligated to apologize and talk to you because he won't be able to handle it.

A: I guess that's a good idea, but... I don't know, I feel like doing that might just create a bigger rift between us.

JIMIN

Q: Jimin I know the situation is pretty nasty but for fuck's sake tell Taehyung you love him before someone (probably me) gets to him. You love him, or at least like him, don't you?

A: I'm not sure about love, but I definitely like him, yeah. I don't know, I just- I'm scared of how my parents will react if I tell them that I have a boyfriend.

Q: You love Taehyung, right? If you do, you need to tell him because you're not only hurting yourself but him in the process. I am sure Taehyung would let you keep your relationship a secret for a while from your parents until you're willing to tell them. You need to talk to him, you'll be doing yourself a great favor.

A: Again, I'm not sure if it's love, but I definitely have feelings for him. And... I'll contact him. Soon. Thanks for the advice.

Q: Jimin, hi. Yep, that's all lol

A: Hi!

Q: Man the fuck up to your parents and make Taehyung your man

A: I will, I will! ...Just give me some time.

Q: At least tell Tae that you like/ love him because he's gonna be gone if you don't. Just saying.

A: I should have done that. I also should have told him about my parents. He probably would have understood the situation. *sighs* I'm such an idiot.

Q: Park Jimin, who cares about your parents? At least tell Tae you like him. Gosh.

A: I'm sorry! I made a mistake not telling him, I understand! *sighs* I should text him after this. Oh, and I care about my parents. That's why I didn't tell Tae in the first place. I care about them, and about making sure they don't hate me. But I've gotta tell them that I'm gay soon, whether they like it or not.

Q: What you doing fam, you should at least talk to him, he has no idea why you said you didn't want to start dating and keeping a relationship from your parents isn't the biggest thing you'll ever do, right? They'll end up accepting it eventually if not right away, please do it for Tae.

A: I should've just told him the reason in the beginning. He probably would have understood. *sighs* I'll call him soon.

Q: I NEED YOU TO SAY 'I LOVE YOU TAEHYUNG' RIGHT NOW!!

A: I LOVE YOU, TAEHYUNG (there, happy?)

Q: Why don't you tell Taehyung the truth?

A: Why? Because I was too chicken earlier. I really should call him soon.

Q: Can you describe how your parents are? I want to know if you really were in the urge to do this to Taetae, or if you're a lil bitch

A: My parents are great people, don't get me wrong. But they have a vicious hatred towards homosexuals- or just anyone not heterosexual. So when Taehyung asked me to date him, I panicked and just left... Which I shouldn't have done. I should've explained everything right then and there.

YOONGI

Q: Do you got real swaeg or nah

A: I don't just got swaeg; I drip swaeg.

Q: How you doing, Swaeg? Still got those three dollar chains?

A: You like this chain? *points at imaginary chains* Three dollars #tbt

Q: How are you so swag like teach me your ways

A: Sorry, but a true master never reveals his secrets #sweg

Q: Have you composed anything? If yeah then like names or nah?

A: I've got some stuff written, but no names yet. *shrugs*

Q: Hey swaggie. I love you. When will you propose to Hoseok?

A: First, thanks, I love me, too. Second, what the fuck are you saying, talking about marriage? I'm too swag to get married (But maybe in the next year or so)

Q: Teach me your sleeping ways.

A: Uh... Just let it come naturally? I don't know

Q: Have you ever been attracted to Jimin? And how big is your love for Hobi?

A: As big as THIS DICK (very big, fyi) and ew no, Jimin's a kid

HOSEOK

Q: hobi you're (아주) nice so pls don't let Jimin third wheel okay bc poor Jimin ;; okay?

A: Thank you! And what's this about Jimin third wheeling??

Q: How you doing Hobie?

A: Great! Couldn't be better, actually.

Q: What's up jhoe

A: Jhoe? Yikes, am I really a hoe? I didn't think Yoongi and I, uh, banged each other that much. But, uhh, nothing really.

Q: Is the dancing going well? Your dancing is so brilliant I hope you found a career in it!

A: Thank you!! I bet you're a brilliant person, too! And yes, actually! I recently started teaching dance classes at this dance studio. It's pretty fun.

Q: Please take care of my son Yoongi

A: Will do!

Q: Did you present Yoongi to your parents? How was it? He wasn't surprised to see that your dad is not actually a horse?

A: As much as Yoongi calls me horse-face, I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually think I'm part horse. So, no. He wasn't surprised.

NAMJOON

Q: Any embarrassing stories about Seokjin?

A: Ooh, boy, do I. The one I tease him about the most- Okay, long story short, he got really, really wasted and started making out with a tree.

Q: How is everything going in your life? Have you managed not to break anything today? If so, I'm proud.

A: Life's good! Becoming an idol is tough work, though, let me tell you that. But hopefully it will all be worth it when I debut. And yes, actually, I haven't broken anything for the last six days! It's a record!

Q: Hello Namjoon did you break anything today?

A: Nope.

Q: May you please teach me Korean? And possibly help me in English, too? Because English Language Arts is the subject I need most help on...

A: Well, I'll help you when I get time. Korean isn't as hard as you think. Neither is English.

Q: So what are you doing with your life? Like career, future, where are you headed?

A: Hopefully I'm able to debut and become a rapper. If not, I guess I'll just be a music producer? I want to do something with music since it's my passion.

Q: Hi. Can I have your Skype account Namjoon?

A: ...No?? Christ, I haven't even debuted yet and I already have sasaeng fans.

SEOJUN

Q: Yo girl you're very nice and chill, but like, can you see the way Seokjin acts around you and Jungkook? Just saying, if you want your boyfriend to remain your boyfriend.

A: I haven't been paying much attention to Seokjin to notice anything from his side, but I'd be lying if I said that I didn't notice anything from Jungkook.

Q: Why do you like Jungkook? Have you seen the way he acts around Seokjin and how he talks about him? Does that not make you nervous or concerned about your relationship?

A: Jungkook talks about Seokjin a lot. And yeah, actually, I'm a bit worried.

Q: Hello! Jungkook likes Jin oops gotta Kris

A: Wait, who's Kris?

Q: Jungkook likes dick, sorry to break it to you.

A: *sighs*

Q: Aye I like you, and if you like Kookie, that's fine, but yo. How much does he talk about Seokjin again?

A: ...A lot.

Q: Can you see how close Seokjin and Jungkook are? Are you not intimidated by it? Are you not afraid of your relationship with Kookie ending?

A: I'm... a bit worried.

Q: I love you! I'm really glad you became close with Kookie even though I wish he would confess to Seokjin. Do you ever look at Jihyun and feel anything that isn't "just friends?" Because I feel like y'all would be so cute together.

A: Uh, no, sorry, I'm as straight as a pole.

Q: I'm sorry, you are such a lovely girl, but I need jinkook. Sorry.

A: I actually don't know how to respond to that.

Q: I'm ever so sorry, but all I can say is: Jinkook.

A: ...Again, not sure how to reply.

JIHYUN

Q: THIS ISN'T A QUESTION BUT YOU'RE AMAZING

A: Bitch, please... I know.

Q: Ay Jihyun you are hella cool wassup; anyways how did you and Seojun get to know each other?

A: Funny story, actually. We were both in the same art class, but neither of us had any friends in that class so we just awkwardly sat at the same table. (I was a fucking dweeb in high school) So anyway, she got her period in the middle of class and started silently freaking out, and since we sat next to her, I "accidentally" spilled red paint on her pants and sort of covered it up. And that was the start of a beautiful friendship.

Q: How are you so carefree and don't seem to give a shit?

A: Oh, I give a lot of shits, I just hide it under my cool persona.

Q: Have you ever liked Seojun? Like more than friends? And can you tell that Seokjin and Jungkook have some feelings towards each other?

A: I've never liked Seojun and probably never will. And, uh, yeah, sorta. The kid talks about his Seokjin hyung a lot.

Q: Confess to Seojun please

A: But I don't like her...?

Q: I just wanted to say, I like you very much. You're such a brilliant person, and I'm so glad you live with Seojun and Jungkookie to keep an eye on them and remind to the baby bunny that he is not dating the right person. Thank you, XOXO

A: Thanks, man! And uh, I don't know about the supposed right person Jungkook should be dating, but, uh, you're welcome, I guess?

ME, THE AUTHOR

Q: AND THIS ISN'T A QUESTION BUT YOU'RE AMAZING-ER

A: THANKS PAL

Q: Do you have any tips for how to be awesome like you because I desperately need them.

A:

Q: How do you right so clean? It is easy to understand settings and emotions in this book than other ones. Also, why must you not let Jinkook happen yet! P.S. YOU'RE AMAZING I LOVE THIS BOOK SO MUCH

A: Uh, practice I guess? And have patience, child. I won't end this book until Jinkook have gotten together. I like my happy endings. P.S. YOU'RE AMAZING, TOO, THANK YOU SO MUCH

Q: This book is freaking amazing.

A: You are freaking amazing.

Q: Not a question, but I love you.

A: I love you, too, fam. (୨୧•͈ᴗ•͈)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ*♡

Q: DIV YOUR WRITING IS AWESOME OKAY. Ahem. I ask every author this so I shall do the same with you. How long does it take to write one chapter?

A: THANKS, MAN. Also, uhh, if I'm on a roll, then an hour to an hour and a half. (That's only happened once, though) But usually a day or two, maybe a few days if I'm lazy. But I guess it depends on the length of the chapter?? I don't know, man. ¯\(°_o)/¯

Q: Hey babe when's our wedding

A: Not until I'm legal. Damn, you thirsty ass hoe

Q: Any advice on writing stories? And how to finish them? Because I suck.

A: I always start out with a basic, really general plot in mind. And I sort of come up with more stuff as I'm writing. Just go with the flow, man (〜^∇^)〜 I hope that helped, I'm not great at explaining things.

Q: Why does Seokjin keep denying his feelings and now Jungkook has started to do that too?! If this is what happens in real life, I'm just gonna stay single and not ready to mingle because it's too much work.

A: I know nothing about relationships as I've never been in one. For all I know, everything that happened in this fic could be wildly inaccurate. I don't know.

Q: Do you love me? If you do, make Jin confess to Jungkook. Thank you, I love you.

A: Of course I love you! I love all my readers! And all in good time, all in good time. Patience, man.

Q: All I have to say is that you're an amazing author, and I remember when you just started writing this and I found it in my recommended fanfics only at like five chapters, ahh memories. I love this fanfic so so so much and keep up with the good work c:

A: Thank you so so so much for reading my fic and leaving such a nice comment (ಥ﹏ಥ) brb crying I love you, man

Q: THIS ISN'T A QUESTION BUT YOU'RE AWESOME AS F U C K

A: THANKS, YOU TOO FAM

Q: Please love me

A: Of course I love you, you're reading my fic, aren't you?

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