(Lol I have to)

Barney's pov

I was at a part with Adam, Jerry, (yes Jerry :3) Tim, and Jess (Aphmau). I didn't know anyone there except Adam, Jerry, Tim, and Jess. Well I did know one more, but I never met him. His name is Michael but I heard he goes by Red. Suddenly I saw him walk up to me. "Hey there cutie~" He said. I could tell he was drunk. (The Hell am I writing? Adam: Redney! Me: Oh yeah! I know that Dumbo. Adam: Sorry... Me: That's right! Anyways, continue...) I looked at him and he pulled me close to him. (Not like dat u sinners)
He kissed me (:3)

Red's pov

I kissed him and I liked it. (Lol song reference tell me if you know it)

~~tiem skip~~

Adam's pov

I called everyone to a meeting. "So guys... Were gonna be getting a new worker at Skymedia! His name is Michael but he prefers to go by Red." I looked at all the people with my tiny eye's. "Adam what happened to your eyes?" Barney asked me. But then my eye's were perfectly fine. (Lel tiny eyed Adam.)

Barney's pov

The guy who kissed me. 'Red'. He's working here. I went back to my office after the meeting. Then I realized something in the pocket of my jacket. (Me: Yes he had a jacket on. Watcha gonna do about? Report me!? Reader: yes. Me: Oh...) I took out a paper from my jacket and read it. It said

call me

317-(number)-(number)

-Red

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This just might be the most least cringest story ive wrote.
Those others are really cringe worthy.
But the neko one wasn't that bad.
I will be working on part 2 of that.