AEW Dynamite
September 28, 2022
In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at The Liacouras Center

"It's Wednesday Night and you know what that means it's time for AEW Dynamite I'm Excalibur joined by the Human Suplex Machine Taz and Tony Schiavone and let's hand it over to Justin Roberts standing in the ring" Excalibur said.

"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to All Elite Wrestling Sarayyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Justin Roberts said and the crowd pops for Saraya.

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Saraya comes out to a massive pop! She's decked out in a bedazzled jacket and looks absolutely pumped to be here! "I got chills coming out cause of you guys. I'm baaaaaack." The crowd chants "Welcome back" and Saraya goes "So you missed me? It's fantastic to be back and I'm damaged but not broken. The reason why I am here is because I will create change in this division because I am the revolution!" Saraya says she's nervous but "AEW is officially My House. And I'll leave the ring when I'm ready." She introduces all the females of the women's division led by Toni Storm, Athena, Willow Nightingale, Skye Blue, and Madison Rayne and asks for a round of applause for them. She says she's going to make a change; firstly she introduces Storm and says she is finally "being used to her full potential and the best champion AEW has seen, and I am honored to be in the ring with you."

"Well, well, we've got a shiny new toy here." Britt Baker interrupts and says "I don't know if you know but I am the face of the division. I put my blood, sweat, tears, and even my neck and unlike yours mine can handle it." "You run this place but half the people can't pronounce your name." Saraya says "That's cute, but your name rhymes with shit." Baker runs down Storm and says "One misstep from you Toni, we're going to hear and new!"

Serena Deeb's Music hits and she stands tall with the other women. Saraya says "I have eyes and I have ears. So I talked to Tony Khan and we are having a lumberjack match instead for the championship!"

"Hold on just a minute" I said while coming out of the face tunnel and the crowd cheers for me.

"First off welcome to AEW Saraya, second me and Skye Blue will be facing the so called America's Favorite Couple Sammy Guevara and Tay Melo, and last but not least Britt Baker I spoke with Tony Khan about a match next week and next week you Britt Baker will face the newest member of the Blackpool Combat Club but I'm not going to tell you who it's going to be." I said

AEW Women's World Championship Lumberjack Match: "The Professor" Serena Deeb vs Toni Storm (c)

Toni Storm beats Serena Deeb with an Avalanche Piledriver in 16 minutes

1 hour later

"Let's hand it over to Justin Roberts for our next match of the evening" Excalibur said.

  "This match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and it's for the AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championships" Justin Roberts said.

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"Introducing first representing the Jericho Appreciation Society at a combined weight of 315 lbs they are the AAA World Mixed Tag Team Champions "The Brazilian Goddess" Tay Melo and "The Spanish God" Sammy Guevara" Justin Roberts said and the crowd boos loudly while Sammy and Tay make out.

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"Introducing next there Opponent's first accompanied to the ring by William Regal and representing the Blackpool Combat Club from Vidalia, Georgia weighing in at 235 lbs "The Chaos Harbringer" Alexxxxxxxxxxxx Johnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" Justin Roberts said and the crowd pops crazy for me when I come out of the face tunnel.

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"And his opponent from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 110 lbs Skye Blue" Justin Roberts said and the crowd cheers for Skye Blue when she comes from the face tunnel and she hugs me.

"Ring the Bell" Aubrey Edwards said and the bell rings.

I chop Sammy's chest.

He chops my chest.

I punch Sammy.

He punches me.

I sit Sammy on the top turnbuckle and then I hit a Spanish Fly on Sammy and the crowd chants "Holy Shit".

I tag in Skye Blue.

Skye Blue hits a Suplex on Tay.

She hits a Superkick on Tay.

Skye Blue hits a Hurricanrana.

10 minutes later

Sammy hits the GTH on me and goes for the pin and I kick out.

I hit a Piledriver on Sammy.

I hit a Money Clip on Sammy.

6 minutes later

I hit a Cutter on Sammy and Skye Blue hits the Code Blue on Tay.

I pin Sammy and Skye Blue pins Tay Melo.

"1, 2, and 3 ring the bell" Aubrey Edwards said and the bell rings.

"Here are your winners and Newwwwwwwwwww AAA World Mixed Tag Team Champions the team of Skye Blue and "The Chaos Harbringer" Alex Johnson" Justin Roberts said and the crowd cheers loudly for me and Skye.

After The Show for mine and Skye Blue's Date

Me and Skye Blue's date is at a fancy restaurant.

Both me and Skye Blue get to the fancy restaurant.

"How many" the waiter asked.

"Two" I said.

"Alright y'all come with me." The waiter said and the waiter takes us to our table and I pull Skye Blue's chair out for her.

"Thank you what a gentleman you are" Skye Blue says to me and then I get in my chair.

"Can I get y'all something to drink and for y'all's appetizer" the waiter asked.

"Yes I'll have a Strawberry Daiquiri" Skye Blue said.

"And I'll have a small draft of Bud Light and for our appetizer we'll have Mozzarella Sticks" I said.

"They'll be out shortly" the waiter said.

Few minutes later

"Can I get y'all's order now" the waiter asked.

"Yes you may" Skye Blue said.

"What can I get y'all to eat" The waiter asked.

"I'll have a Ribeye Steak with French Fries" Skye Blue said.

"Okay and for you sir" The waiter said.

"And I'll have a Double Cheeseburger with a side of Mashed Potatoes" I said.

"They'll be out in a little bit" the waiter said.

"Thank you" I said.

"You look extremely beautiful Skye Blue" I said to Skye Blue.

"Aww thank you and you look very handsome tonight" Skye Blue said.

During the date me and Skye Blue got to know each other really well and said might as well give it a shot as boyfriend and girlfriend.

After the date

Me and Skye Blue go to the hotel and go to our hotel room we're staying in together and then me and Skye Blue kiss each other on the lips and I take my hands and put them on Skye Blue's butt.

"Wow you're a really good kisser" I said to Skye Blue.

"Thank you and so are you" Skye Blue said.