AEW Rampage: Grand Slam
September 23, 2022
Queens, New York at Arthur Ashe Stadium

"Ladies and Gentlemen it's Friday Night and you know what that means it's time for the two hour special of AEW Rampage: Grand Slam and I'm Excalibur joined by Jim Ross and the ROH World Champion Chris Jericho and we have a stacked card for y'all tonight" Excalibur said.

Eddie Kingston vs Sammy Guevara - Grudge Match

Guevara has the mic and tells Eddie man to man that he is sorry that he's sorry that Eddie is a fat piece of shit. Kingston goes crazy and takes out Guevara. Both men are on the outside and Kingston tosses Guevara into the ring steps. Kingston beats down Guevara as the crowd chants Eddie. The ref tries to get in the middle, but Kingston tells the ref to backoff and shut up. Both men are on the ring apron. Guevara picks up Kingston with a backdrop who takes a crazy spill to the floor.

-Commercial Break-

Back from the break, Guevara bites Kingston in the forehead. Kingston comes back with a forearm on Guevara. Tay Melo tries to interfere. Kingston trash talks Melo as Guevara hits Kingston from behind and then hits Kingston with a cutter. Guevara goes for the pin, but only gets a two count. Guevara attempts a GTH, but Kingston comes back with a lariat. Kingston has Guevara in the corner and hits Guevara with a series of slaps to the chest. Guevara hits Kingston with a boot, then climbs the ropes and comes down, but misses. Kingston attempts a swinging back fist, but Guevara ducks and hits Kingston with a knee to the face. Kingston comes back and hits Guevara with three back fists. The ref says something at Kingston who jaws the ref. Kingston has Guevara in a face submission move. Guevara passes out and won't let go after the bell. The staff and officials come out to try to get Kingston to break the hold. Referee Paul Turner reverses the decision and awards the match to Guevara. Kingston goes crazy and takes out the officials, including Jerry Lynn. The commentary team said the reversal was due to Tony Khan wanting the refs to tighten things up.

The lights go out.

"What just happened to the lights" Chris Jericho said.

I come running out and hit Guevara with a Piledriver.

I get a mic and lock Guevara in a Arm Trap Cross-Legged STF and then the lights come back on and the crowd goes crazy.

"Oh My God is that who I think it is" Jim Ross said.

"It is it's Alex Johnson! Alex Johnson is All Elite!" Excalibur said.

I get on the mic and say this.

"Sammy Guevara you can't win motherfucking shit on your own without the help of your wife known as the Brazilian Slut Tay Melo and I hereby challenge you and your Brazilian Whore Wife Tay Melo to a Mixed Tag Team Match for y'all's AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championships with a partner of my choosing" I said and the crowd goes crazy.

Sammy Guevara passes out to the submission move.

I go backstage and head to see who wants to be my partner and the first person I see is Skye Blue.

I ask Skye Blue this question.

"Skye Blue do you want to be my partner against Sammy Guevara and Tay Melo for their AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championships" I asked.

"Yes I do" Skye Blue said.