Sky Returns Talk Show - Episode Two

"Whoop!" Sky cheered as he, Ty, and True walked onto the stage, True laughing as Ty leaped onto the table and did the electric slide. Sky rolled his eyes, grabbed Ty by his shirt and dragged him off the table and into his usual chair. True and Sky sat on either side of him, Ty stretching happily.

"Ten episodes in everyone! How are you all liking it?" True asked, and Ty giggled as the crowd of gathered fans cheered loudly. Sky chuckled and leaned back into his chair.

"To the Q and A!" Sky said, and True pressed a button. The screen behind them lit up, revealing the first question.

From IceFireDragon17

Ty, what is the process that you have to go through so that your blade knows that it is owned by you?

Ty grinned. "Its rather simple honestly! At the Blade-Giving ceremony, the Blade-Master hands them their dagger, and says a chant that they were given to by their mentor to memorize. The dagger recognizes the chant, memorizes the voice saying it, and becomes linked to their master that way. From then on, that blade recognizes who is master is, and whoever grabs it that isn't their master are cut across the throat!" He said cheerfully, Sky staring at him as True chuckled.

"Er... Next question..." Sky said.

From xXTheHowlingWolfXx

Sky, how does it feel to be meeting the descendants of sorts of one of your best friends?

Sky chuckled and smirked bitterly. "Weird. I don't like it." He said, putting on his character's gruff voice as Ty and True laughed.

From MistTheElf

Sky, what are all of the divisions of the sky army that you are planning to restore?

Sky spun his chair around once as he thought. "Ah... The Star Division, the Dead Division, the Archers, the Tanks, the Assassins, and the..." Sky sneered widely. "Tortures." Ty shuddered as True smirked widely.

"Next one!" Ty said quickly.

From the writer's mom

Sky, have you ever had a past love before?

"..." Sky's face got dark as Ty's and True's laughter stopped suddenly. Sky stared at the camera for a few moments, before he looked away. "Yes." He muttered, and Ty looked at him worriedly before True quickly brought up the next question.

From ThaliaKal

To True, what was your planet like?

True hesitated, then smiled slightly. "It was nice. It was like Earth, only filled with less buildings and more trees and plants and animals I bet you never even knew could physically exist. Everyone knew each other in their town or city and everyone was friendly from the occasional bad egg..." He sipped his coffee and stared down at it. "I miss it..." Ty patted his shoulder gently.

"Next question." Ty said. "This one is anonymous."

Sky, are you aware of the universe around you?

True visibly stiffened in shock, Ty tilting his head curiously as Sky calmly sipped his coffee. He looked at the camera and flashed his character's signature sneer. True slowly smirked beside him, looking at a nearby window.

"Yes." Sky said slowly. "I am." True chuckled before he stood up.

"We have a surprise for all of you!" He said, and pressed a button on the table. "Our director decided to give us the bloopers of the episodes so far! We thought you deserved a treat!"

Fans cheered as the screen replaced with clips from the shows.


Sky and Ty were in the coffin, Sky's eyes closed while Ty tried to get comfortable.

"Okay, three, two, one-"

"OW!"

"Oh shit!"

Sky clutched his stomach as Ty cringed.

"Sorry! This coffin is small!"


Ty stood in front of Sky, staring at him with wide eyes. Sky glared down at him, glanced at the coffin, then looked at Ty again.

"... What was my line again?" You could hear True laughing loudly in the background as Ty's face deadpanned.

"You couldn't remember your first line?!"

"I'VE HAD A STRESSFUL WEEK."


"First time out in the sunlight huh old man?" Sky glared at Ty as he shielded his eyes.

"This old man could beat your ass in a fight in under thirty seconds." He said, and Ty rolled his eyes.

"Oh, I doubt that-" Before he could finish Sky kicked Ty in the ankle, making him yelp before he fell to one knee. Sky went to kick him in the stomach, but instead accidentally hit him in the crotch. His eyes widened as Ty wheezed, falling back and curling up quickly.

"Ahhh! THAT'S GOTTA HURT." You could hear True's voice in the background as Sky covered his mouth.

"I AM SO SORRY."


He was barely asleep for even a minute when the alarms in the spaceship blared on. He gasped, jolting into a sitting position as he looked around wildly before scrambling out of bed. But as he started running toward the control panel, True cried out as he tripped over his own feet. "ITS GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBER!" He screeched, tumbling across the ground as loud laughter echoed from backstage.


"One bite, Sky! C'mon!" He persuaded, smirking. Sky rolled his eyes, growling as he glared down at the hotdog. It had mustard and ketchup. He furrowed his eyebrows and glared at Ty, prominently dropping the hotdog.

"I hate ketchup." He said with a dead serious face as Ty snorted.


"Don't rush him, Leon!" Maxwell hissed, and looked at Damion. "Take your time, but please hurry!" Damion looked at Leon and Maxwell with wide eyes, and behind them he saw the Commander of the Squids stepping out, glaring at them with a crowd of soldiers following them. Damion felt icy fear wash over him, and he couldn't help himself for what he said next oh so loudly.

"SKY DOES MINECRAFT! SKY DOES MINECRAFT IS AWAKE!"

Sky leaped into the scene. "DID SOMEONE CALL ME?!" Damion did a mock scream, Leon facepalming as Maxwell hit Sky upside the face. True came up and grabbed Sky by the back of his shirt, yanking him off the set. "NOOOO NOT THE CAGEEEEEEEE!"


Sky pushed Ty back roughly. "A Deadlox has never given-" His eyes widened as Ty fell back all
the way and hit his head on the bench, making him gasp as True raced onto the set. "Ty!" Ty just laughed loudly.


True went to run out out of the shadows in front of the BladeDancers, but tripped over his own feet and went skidding onto the floor with a shout of pain. Ty tripped over him, Sky crying out and scrambling to the side as loud laughter came from offstage.


It was after the scene where Sky fell into the puddle, and he was soaking wet. True jumped into the scene, grinning widely. "Hey Sky, I guess Ty got you wet, huh~?" He said, and Sky glared at him as Ty threw a chair at him, screaming angrily.


Ty, Sky, and True laughed as the videos ended. "And that's the bloopers everyone!" He said, grinning. Sky checked his watch, standing.

"That's all the time we have today folks! See you in five episodes!"

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