Sky Returns Talk Show - Episode Four

WELCOME BACK TO THE SKY RETURNS TALK SHOW!

The audience cheered loudly as the group of men walked onto the stage, waving with grins on their faces before they all sat around the table. Well, all except Ty. He leaped onto the table, waving with a grin. "Hello everybody! We're back after the long hiatus!" He announced, the audience cheering louder for a few moments before they all sat back down in their seats, the clapping ceasing to exist. Deadlox grinned widely as he sat down in his seat, Sky standing beside him with a smirk.

"You all saw the last two episodes; what do you think?" Cheers answered him. Sky laughed before he gestured to Husky, who was sitting beside him. "Lets give a warm welcome to our newest member, Husky!" Loud cheers followed him. "How many people like his character?" Husky laughed loudly as a few louder cheers, but also playful boos, filled the air.

"I love him honestly, he's one of the most badass characters I've ever played." The man smirked. "Not to mention his hair ROCKS!" The men around the table laughed as Sky sat back down.

"How are you liking working with us Husky?" Ty smirked at him, and Husky smirked back at him.

"Oh, I'm loving it~" He purred, and Ty blushed ever so slightly as Bajan rolled his eyes.

"Alright, if you guys are done flirting... We've got some bloopers for you guys, to make up for the long hiatus and since it's also the twentieth episode!" Bajan announced with a grin.

"Everyone sit back and enjoy the show!" True smirked as he pressed a button on the tablet beside him, and the screen behind them turned on.

Derek was about to push his head into the pond when True came sprinting onto the set, kicking him roughly in the ass and sending him fall into the water. Alek burst out laughing, falling onto his back as he covered his mouth. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Derek screamed as he resurfaced, glaring at True who was already running off the set.

"THAT'S KARMA FOR THE FUTURE SCENES."
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN FILMED THOSE YET!"

"OH WELL."


Wolfiven Kal, the writer, TaxeyCab, the director, and Thalia Kal, the producer, were standing in a circle discussing on how future scenes should play out when they suddenly heard loud panicked screaming. They all turned and watched with deadpanned faces as Sky raced past them, the eagle they had brought on set for the scenes chasing him as it screeched loudly. "IT'S GOING TO KILL ME!" Sky screamed as Wolf hit herself roughly with the script, while Taxey and Thalia burst out laughing.


Husky leaped off the pile of rubble, only to stumble when he landed, causing him to collide right into Sky, who yelped loudly in shock as they both fell to the ground, Ty jumping out of reflex, but he only added to the pain when he landed right on them. All three males groaned loudly in pain as Bajan and Jerome leaned against each other as they laughed loudly, True gripping his chest as he wheezed for breath, tears of laughter in his eyes.


"OW!" Sky shouted as he stubbed his toe on a rock while they were walking, grabbing his foot as he hopped up and down. Ty watched him with a smirk.

"That was so fucking beautiful."


"I'M FINE!" Derek roared as the camera trained on the tent, only for it to collapse half a moment later was two of the extras accidentally collided into the tent, having missed the entrance. You could see the bumps underneath moving as the actors tried to get out, True's laughter echoing in the background as Alek fell to his knees laughing hysterically. "I'M NOT FINE!" Derek's muffled voice screamed from inside the tent.


Husky kissed Seto briefly on the lips, the sorcerer freezing as his eyes widened in shock. "I love you." Husky said with his character's deadpanned voice, and Seto stared at him before his eyes narrowed. He grabbed the script, throwing it at Husky and making it smack him right in the face.

"STOP IMPROVISING!"


"Fuck this, I'm not dealing with this bullshit." Ty pulled out his daggers and dropped to the ground, turning and walking off set as his fellow actors stared after him. "My best friend is waiting outside in his car and he's got Starbucks. PEACE!"


"I'm just really glad we're friends and that we can get pass all of our fights and still have a good time together."
"IAN YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS SERIES YET."


Tyler ran across the set in the background. "I KNOW IM IN THE WRONG BUILDING BUT I FORGOT MY SCYTHE HERE AND I NEED IT FOR CREATION THEORY."


"If you're adding a kiss scene between me and you know who you're dead to me." True growled at Wolf, who sneered widely as she sipped her coffee.


The camera showed the door to True's dressing room before Deadlox walked into the frame, opening it. "Hey guys it's time to film." He said, and he crocked an eyebrow as he saw True and Sky in the middle of jumping away from each other. True was blushing brightly and the shirt of Sky's collar was pulled way up to cover his neck.

"We'll be there in a second."

"... Sure."


Deadlox fell onto Husky in the middle of the scene, their faces mashing together as Bajan skidded to a stop, howling with laughter. "OH SHIT!" Ty screamed as he scrambled off the older actor, who was laughing loudly.

"BABY COME BACK!"
"NO HUSKY NO."


The bloopers came to an end as the actors and audiences laughed loudly, a few selected actors smirking and a few others blushing slightly. "Hope you all enjoyed that!" True declared before he smirked. "Now it's question time. What's the first question Husky?"

"First question is... To Sky, describe how you feel about every one of your old friends' descendants?" Sky sat up, sipping his coffee. His mug was white and had the words fite me painted on it in black paint. He set the mug down and continued to point with every one of them.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, double fuck you, fuck you-" He pointed to Seto. "Fuck me." The sorcerer's eyes widened in shock as everyone howled with laughter, while True just chuckled quietly, almost awkwardly.

"Next one?" He asked quickly.

"Next one to me is fish- Fuck you." He said calmly without looking up as he moved onto the next question, making the audience laugh. "Mitch and Jerome; Have you ever slept in a tree?"

"Well, personally I haven't." Jerome said. "But I'm sure our characters have plenty of times."

"In a surprise story coming up, Bajan actually does end up sleeping in a tree multiple times." Bajan said as he leaned his head against his hand.

"Alright, next one is to Jerome. Why so hostile? And also, Jason, to pig or not to... Pig..." The entire table fell silent as True stared at Husky, everyone else sitting at the table staring at him.

"O... Oh..." He looked down. "I-I think you meant True..." He sniffed and turned his chair away as the crowd went "awwww!" "I-I need a moment..." He whispered, when suddenly Sky leaped out of his chair, throwing his mug onto the ground as it shattered.

"TO PIG OR NOT TO PIG IS THAT QUESTION, WHETHER TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND." He shouted and the crowd burst out laughing while True stared at him with shock. Jerome glared at the camera as if he were on the Office.

"That's why I'm hostile." He said bitterly, before Sky said off-screen;

"Can someone get me some glue actually my daughter made that for me." Husky snorted loudly before the camera panned back to him.

"Alright, next one. Can any of you sleep with your eyes open?" He asked.

"Yes." Seto said shyly, and everyone stared at him. "Hey, when you live in a house full of spiders, you learn how to." Husky shook his head with a smile and looked down at the tablet.

"To Sky; How does it feel to be in a place the totally differ than what it use to be and would you change it back if you can?" He said, and everyone looked at the sunglasses male, who was busy putting the mug back together.

"Oh yeah, definitely." He said distractedly. "The new world is shit." True snorted beside him.

"Ty; What sort of TV shows and books are you into?" He asked.

"Since my character has been a street rat his whole life, he probably doesn't have any favorites." Ty said, then smirked. "But my favorite books and TV shows? Heroes for TV show, also Once Upon A Time, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and for books; I'd have to say Tale of Two Captains, the Alchemist, and The Dead of Winter." The actors shared knowing smirks before Husky pulled up the next question.

"True; Can you dig some classic literature?" He asked, and True shrugged as he took a sip of his coffee.

"I love reading, so yeah, I see myself getting into it." He smiled. Husky sighed quietly as he saw the next question.

"To Jason... Would you stay here with the Ty and Sky or would you go back home to whatever planet you came from?" True sighed and closed his eyes.

"You meant True, and no." He bowed his head. "I have nothing left for me there anyway..." Sky glanced at him and gently rubbed his back as the audience went; "awww..."

"To True again; How long did it take to film the crash at the start and how hard was it?" True groaned, raising his head.

"Forever. The whole thing was shaking so I fell a lot, it took more than twenty tries just to get the whole thing taken, and don't get me started on how many times my voice almost vibrated with my body." He said, Sky laughing.

"It was hard!" Ty smirked. "I remember he rage quitted and threw his water bottle at the camera!" True laughed.

"Yeah, I have a bad temper to be honest." He smirked. "I'm going to love an upcoming scene."

"One last question!" Husky laughed, looking at Sky. "To Sky! It's all without spaces, but it says; How's your kid?"

The atmosphere on the set instantly changed as Sky's face darkened. Husky's smile dropped off his face as his eyes widened with realization, Ty quickly scooting his chair away from him as True stared at him worriedly. "... Who asked that." Sky said lowly. Husky glanced down at the tablet briefly before quickly flicking his gaze back to him.

"I- Um- It doesn't say-"

"WHO THE FUCK!" Sky screamed, standing as he slammed his fists down on his desk, all the coffee cups but his falling off the desk. "ASKED. THAT?!" The crowd gasped in shock as Sky breathed heavily, his eyes beginning to turn gold. Husky stood quickly, shutting off the tablet as the others stood also, True grabbed Sky by the arm, trying to restraint him as the lights began to be turned off, slowly beginning to darken the stage.

"WHAT A GREAT SHOW!" Seto laughed nervously. "WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE SKY ARMY TALK SHOW!" Then the stage was hidden by the darkness, Sky roaring in anger before the cameras were hurriedly turned off.

((A/N: That's the last part of the Sky Returns Talk show everybody! But don't worry, it's not the last XD This story is still going, and we're three parts away from the next one! Can't wait to see you next time!))

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