Here have a thing.

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R00d lieks Berney.

R00d don't know if Berney liek him tOO

R00d waLks up t0 BeRneY in teh off!ce.

"BERneY, dO u leik meh?"

BeRNEY walk away liek he don't hear R00d

R00d sad

R00d walkes IN2 his oofice

R00d cri

BERNEY WALKS BYE

BERNEY SEE R00DDDDDDD

BERNEY SIT NEXT TO R00d

R00d stops criing

R00d is HAPPY BERNIE IS THEIR

BEnIE hug r00d 

R00d thinks berne is kawaii~desu

Ro0d hug back

They marry

Everyone happy

Except for MEEX

MEEX DIDN'T GET TO MARRY CORNDOG

MEEX QUITS OFFICE AND MARRY CORNDOG ANYWAYS

NOW EVERYONE HappE

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Have a one shot