Unknown:
Hello, is Leo the plant doing better?

George?

Unknown:
This is he

Wait, brb saving your number

George 😍:
So how's Leo?

I regret to inform you he has passed

George 😍:
Goodness, no! How long ago?

Hmm that's classified

George 😍:
What do you mean it's classified
Declassify it Skyler Mae

He's been dead for a while now

George 😍:
How long

Two months 🌚🌚

George 😍:
That's how long we've been friends

No 🤔

George 😍:
Yes
OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP IS BASED ON A LIE

I DIDNT WANT TO TELL YOU HE HAD DIED

George 😍:
BUT HE DID DIE
AND YOU COVERED IT UP

I DIDNT WANT YOU TO KNOW IM NOT A GREAT PLANT MOTHER
IF LEO HAD CRIED LIKE A REAL CHILD, I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED

George 😍:
You've given a lot of thought to this haven't you

Far too much

George 😍:
What's your address?

What

George 😍:
Your address Skyler Mae

Why

George 😍:
Your address please

Fine
But don't come stab me

George 😍:
I'll try to resist the urge to