marvel trash

Rey Mysteria ✨
Guys I'm so in love with Sebastian
He's the greatest I've ever had
And he's so hot too ugh
I don't know why I didn't tell him
how I felt sooner

Iced Mocha
Give the girl her phone back,
Seabass

Arrow Guy
Sebastian, waddup???

Rey Mysteria ✨
Lol damn

Capsicle
You're too predictable Seb

Iron Grandpa
Rey would never say that
She's not that mushy

Iced Mocha
Unless she's really in her feelings
and I doubt she is

Rey Mysteria ✨
I'm not

Sebastian 💘
She's not

Rey Mysteria ✨
I am on cloud nine though
I'm happy as fuck y'all

Spiderling 🕷
You're from New York, you
don't say y'all

scarlove johansson
You say whatever you want baby

Rey Mysteria ✨
Oh I will, not even Tom can ruin my
mood

Sebastian 💘
I love seeing you happy
And I love even more that I'm the
reason behind it

Tic Tac
God you guys are just too cute
I could squeeze tf outta your cheeks

Spiderling 🕷
What a dad thing to say

Thoreal
Glad I'm a cool dad

Iron Grandpa
Same

Arrow Guy
Same too

Rey Mysteria ✨
Define "cool"

Arrow Guy
Fuck you Reyna

Iced Mocha
That's Sebastian's job now
I still don't understand how you two
never did it after spending fifteen years
with one another

Rey Mysteria ✨
Oh my gosh
You sick freak

Iced Mocha
I'm just saying
He lost his virginity to some
random girl in a hotel when he
could've had you all along

Sebastian 💘
Dude

Iron Grandpa
You two have been in love with
each other for years, it wouldn't have
been weird

Rey Mysteria ✨
Yes it would have
Let's not talk about it
Let's talk about our missing person

Arrow Guy
Who???

Rey Mysteria ✨
Chadwick
He's AWOL
But he doesn't have a life so

Spiderling 🕷
Hmm, I wonder why he's not
responding

Rey Mysteria ✨
I will fight you, bug

Spiderling 🕷
😇😇😇

Sebastian 💘
He was here this morning

Rey Mysteria ✨
I'm gonna text him and then I'm
going to sleep. Later gators