Phil named the fish Susan even though Dan thought that 'Susan isn't a fish name'.

Susan's bowl was situated on their kitchen side so Phil wouldn't forget to feed it, though he probably still would.

Phil had made them go back to the pet store to buy the fish a bunch of plants and a porcelain astronaut for its tank

"I have another job interview at that café down the road tomorrow,"

"Hm, after that dick decided to turn you down,"

"Forget about him, Dan."

Dan just nodded and pouted, already in a bad mood about that guy.

"Do you wanna go to the park?"

"At 8pm?"

"Mhm," Phil nodded.

Dan sighed and stood up, "alright, I guess,"

[a/n i almost typed 'physh' instead of fish ?????? ive had no sleep. someone help.

also, sorry for such a terrible chapter, it's gonna get better,,,,,,hopefully]