PJ: Hey babe.

Dan: What the fuck do you want?

PJ: Phil isn't right for you

Dan: No, he isn't. He's perfect for me.

PJ: What about that Chris guy?

Dan: What about him? He's Phil's best friend. I trust Phil but I'm surprised he still trusts me tbh.

PJ: Chris left me.

Dan: And Phil left me. You shouldn't've cheated.

PJ: You shouldn't've either.

Dan: I know, obviously, but I was lucky. You, not so much.

PJ: I wanna be friends again. We were best friends, ya know? We used to talk everyday. I just wanna be able to talk to you with out us arguing.

Dan: You hurt my friend and my boyfriend. How do you think I'd be able to trust you?

PJ: I won't do anything. I won't even talk to Phil. I promise.

Dan: Alright, you've got one chance.

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