[ Going Drinking ]
kazemaru: I JUST WANT TO GO HOME, I JUST WANT TO HUG MY WIFE AND TELL HER I LOVE HER
fudou: we all want things, kazemaru, we all want things we can't have
kazemaru: YOU'RE NOT HELPING

[ Speeding ]
park, driving: if i get pulled over for speeding, i'll just cry and see if that works. maybe they'll let me off the hook
fudou: i would kill myself before i cry in front of another man
park: [bursts out laughing]

[ I'm So Sorry For This One ]
park: i want to beat the shit out of you, every inch of my body wants to beat you to death
nosaka: [glances at her chest] that's a lot of inches

[ Family is Family ]
jin: so,, you know your older brother is a hitman, and you're not scared of him?
park: not really, no
jin: why is that
park: humans do whatever they can to survive. that's what was survival to him, trying to mask his crippling trauma. taking his anger out on people that may have well deserved to die.
jin: who taught you that?
park: I think I learned it myself

[ Master? ]
lihua: master, I've finished the paperwor-
hayate: what did you just call me?
lihua: i-i mean, raid
hayate: we're in a supermarket, you can calm down

[ I Have Forsaken My Dreams For The Sake Of Capitalistic Gain ]
jin: everyone keeps asking me what I'm gonna do with my future, what I'm gonna do with my life. Like that's so fucking unfair, how do you expect me to thrive in this capitalistic hell hole the boomers made? It's almost like a trick question, like theres a right answer.
hayate: what are you gonna do with your life, man
jin: I'm gonna eat a lot of ramen.

[ It's Just A Joke, Man ]
reiji: how do you make time fly?
park: do something you enjoy!
fudou: throw that bitch out the window
kazemaru: die.

[ I Have Depression ]
park: sometimes I dont want to acknowledge the fact that I'm alive and have to carry on, no matter what. I like staying in bed and telling myself nothing matters a lot more.
kazemaru: . . . you feel that way too?
park: surprise

[ Introducing: Reiji ]
kazemaru: so,, i like this girl
reiji: [SPITS OUT HIS DRINK] YOU'RE STRAIGHT?

[ On The Contrary ]
kazemaru: dont be stupid
fudou:
park:
reiji: dont tell me what to do

[ Crayolas ]
fudou: take that fucking visor off, you never use it
reiji: its fashion, okay, the girls love it. park you like it right
park: i like to draw with the crayolas
reiji: you heard her

[ Cry More ]
kazemaru: [cries over park]
fudou: it's okay man, she won't make fun of your three inches
kazemaru: i could kill you with my bare hands right now and feel nothing

[ KMS ]
kazemaru: text me or I'll kill myself
park: whoa whoa what