spoofs. 04
[ They're Still Gross ]
park: [pushing her veggies aside]
kazemaru: . . . yeobo you are a grown woman. you're also the one who MADE this fried rice.
park: . . . what's your point
[ Liar, Liar ]
kazemaru: do you like fudou
park: as a friend, yeah
kazemaru: okay
kazemaru: do you like mio
fudou: no
kazemaru: i fucking knew it. STAY AWAY FROM HER
fudou: WHAT???
[ Well Missed ]
park, crying while stuffing her face with ice cream and pepsi:
kazemaru: its okay, you'll be okay
park: everyone took him for granted. . . maybe he just wanted to feel loved. . . [STARTS BAWLING]
kazemaru: p-please don't cry!!
park: [GROSS SOBBING]
/her phone rings. its fudou
park: [immediately calms down and answers] hey what's up.
kazemaru: wtf
[ You Can't Do Shit ]
fudou: [accidentally bumps into nosaka]
nosaka: hey, watch where you're going
fudou: . . . AHAHHAAHAHHAHA, WHAT
[ Yikes, he's sexy ]
kazemaru: [wipes some sweat off his face with the end of his shirt]
park: put a baby in me right now
[ Ravioli, Ravioli, Shoot Me In The Headioli ]
sakuma: we don't have any more ravioli
fudou: [cocks rifle] yo who ate ALL THE MOTHAFUCKIN RAVIOLI BITCH
sakuma: dude-
fudou: IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT
[ YEET ]
fudou: yo kazemaru guess what, YEET
kazemaru: what did you just do
fudou: YEET
kazemaru: tell me what the fuck you just did before you get your ass BEAT
[ Gotta Feed The Babies ] ft. inazuma11fangirl's oc, amano yuta
kazemaru: do you want to go out sometime?
park: sounds good!
hikaru:
sakanoue:
yuta:
park: . . . on second thought, i have to feed my kids
[ Double Standards ]
miyasaka: good morning kazemaru-san!
kazemaru: morning!
park: [just walks by the track field]
kazemaru: im gonna die im gonna have a heart attack im in love i love her i will die without her god she's perfect she was made for me
miyasaka: um i call bullshit but whatever
[ When Will You Learn That Your Actions Have Consequences ]
park, at bed time: [sends seductive photo]
kazemaru: [immediately calls her]
park: . . . [answers] hello?
kazemaru: take responsibility right now.
[ Time Out ]
kazemaru: h-
fudou: die
kazemaru: . . . okay you know what, I'm starting to think being on the fridge isn't bad enough punishment for you
fudou: wait no I didn't mean it like that
kazemaru: get in the microwave. now.
fudou: WHAT
kazemaru: GET IN THE MICROWAVE IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO A POPCORN KERNEL
[ Your Call, Asshat ]
park: how do you want your coffee
nosaka: i like my coffee how i like my women
park: oblivious to everything?
nosaka: . . . i was going to say sweet but that works too
[ Our Personalities Are Just Vines ]
park: i love you biiiiitch [strums guitar] i ant ever gonna stop lovin you. biiiiitch
fudou: oh my god he's the one
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