I SWEAR TO GOLDFISH IF I SEE ANOTHER LOVE SIMON AD IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I WILL LOSE MY SCHIST

I KID YOU NOT THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

LIKE SIMON DOESN'T LOVE ME WHAT'S THE POINT

STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE IM ALREADY LONELY ENOUGH AS IT IS

FRICKING SIMON MAKING ME THINK I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE AT A RELATIONSHIP

WTF BRO