'G' Pov

    I sighed as I sat on the couch, watching some TV. I glanced at my phone every few minutes, expecting it to go off. Eventually I fell asleep on my couch, still somewhat tired despite having some coffee earlier. However I didn't get to sleep for very long before I awoke to my phone buzzing. I crawl over and see new messages from both group chats and the unknown and decide to answer the unknown number first.
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Unknown: Not sure if you remember me but it's Chelsey, your girlfriend from around 5 years ago?

G: Uh sorry, no I don't. Around 3 years ago I lost my memory... Anyways what can I do for you?

Chelsey: Well long story short when we broke up I was pregnant. The kid is yours. I don't want them anymore.

G: Wait wait wait. What?! I'm a dad?! That wasn't on my file?!

Chelsey: It wouldn't be because I never told anyone. I thought the kid would be human and I could raise them normally. Turns out their a freak of nature who can be human or skeleton.

G: Okay, 1 that is a child your talking about!  So don't go around calling them names! 2, why wouldn't you tell anyone?

Chelsey: I'll do whatever the hell I want so don't tell me what to do! And why would I tell anyone I dated a fucking monster? Your all disgusting creatures.
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I stare down at my phone, my emotions all jumbled up. Apparently I was a Dad, and the Mom seems to be a racist bitch. They didn't want the kid anymore so they decided to dump them onto me. Why the hell would 'I' date a racist women? Apparently the old 'me' made alot of stupid choices.... I took a deep breath and clicked on a contact I haven't used in forever.
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G: Captain you there?

Captain: Yeah, did something happen? You normally don't message me

G: Apparently I had a girlfriend or two before gaining amnesia. One just contacted me saying I'm a dad and that they don't want the kid.

Captain: Demand a DNA test. I'll get you a lawyer

G: Alright....
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G: I want a DNA test.

Chelsey: The kid is yours.

G: Then you won't mind getting a DNA test done, I quite frankly don't remember you so I want a DNA test done.

Chelsey: Fine, but your paying for it and setting it up

G: That's fine
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I let out a sigh as I started to look for paternity clinics in the city not caring for the price and looking for the most accurate one. How the fuck did this happen? From waking up to a hang over to cleaning my house to finding out I might be a Dad.... What a lovely life I have.  It didn't take me long to find one and book an appointment thankfully.
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G: The paternity test is scheduled for tomorrow at *clinic's name* at noon

Chelsey: Whatever. I'll bring the brat but you better pay for the test and take them once it's done

G: It depends on the test results
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I let out a sigh and send Captain Chris the date and place for the paternity test. I then remembered that she wasn't the only one who messaged me. I really didn't wanna answer them better now then later I guess ....
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Group Chat

Lust: Are you finally done with your drunken nonsense Hun 😘

Red: I'm never letting him live this down

Dream: Red...

Classic: I'm with Red on this one

Blue: G was constantly swearing! That is not very good behaviour!

Lust: Blue it's G, what do you expect?

Ink: Drunk G is actually pretty funny!

Wine: That was the first time I've ever seen him totally wasted. G normally holds his liquor quite well
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I paled, what? I looked up in the messages and found I ended up messaging them quite a bit while drunk. Thankfully it doesn't seem like I told them anything, mostly me demanding them to delete me from the group chat or telling them up and being a general smart ass.  Also there was alot of me saying 'English' to Blue, eh not sorry.
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G: I do, but not when my friend decides to spike my drink with some unknown liquor or drug.

Lust: Awe, are you upset your friend drugged you~

G: Not really, we were at my place and I was surrounded by people I trust

Red: Okay who are you and what have you done with G?

Dream: Your friend did what?!

Blue: You shouldn't be friends with someone like that!

Wine: What such 'good' friends you have

G: You don't know them so fuck off you cunt.

Blue: LANGUAGE!

G: English.

Wine: What did you call me?

G: A Cunt. Don't gudge my friends. You don't know shit about them.

Classic: Maybe we should all calm down....

G: Or better yet lose my fucking number!
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I fumed, who did those people think they are?! They don't know shit about me or my damn friends. They have no right to judge them! I took a deep breath, I needed to calm down. I ignored the dings from that particular group chat and went to the one with my friends.
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Three Humans and One Monster

Mike: My head hurts 🤕😭

G: Suffer.

Mike: 🥲

Ryan: You good G?

John: Yeah you seem pissed

G: I'm fine, don't worry about it

Mike: Come on, tell us! 🥺

John: It's not good to hold in your anger, remember last time?

Ryan: Don't remind me, we had to rebuild the whole Police station.
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I couldn't help but wince at the memory, I was in the hospital after that for a bit because of my magic damaging me. It hurt like hell and it took a month for me to be released.
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Three Humans and One Monster

G: Well since your so insistent some crazy people added me to a group chat and seem to somewhat know me, the old me

Ryan: I... Damn, did you tell them that you don't remember?

G: No, I've been telling them to lose my number but their not listening

Mike: Damn, block them?

John: Or add us?

Ryan: Doesn't explain why your so angry

G: They implied you guys weren't good friends so I may have sworn and called one of them a cunt....

Mike: 😂

Ryan: Of course you did

John: Never change G!
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I smiled as I looked at my phone, I was lucky to have them. I would kill anyone who hurt my friends, that is a promise.