Dating Teddy DuChamp includes;

WARNINGS: slight violence, a hint of sexy times, cursing

WORD COUNT: 431

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• your dad scared the poor boy to death when they first met, but they're on great terms and they talk about sports and your dad calls him son :')

• you don't argue very often, but when you do, its silly arguments that ALWAYS end up in you two laughing at it the next day because it was so dumb

• first kiss was under the bleachers at school, and he somehow made it romantic?¿

• you started crying when he tried to train dodge, you thought he got hit

• but then he walked up and wrapped his arms around you, but you were pissed, to say the least, and started beating tf out of his shoulder and yelling about how he should never do that again

• you're the only person he'll talk to about his father, he won't even talk to his mother about it

• his dad is actually a really nice person when he's not having one of his episodes; he thinks you're good for his son

• when you cuddle, he lays his head on your chest to "listen to your heartbeat" but you think he does that just so he can be close to your boobs (if you have them)

• even though he's like 12, he really tries to bone

• and he did once, it was actually fun; but remember kids, don't be a fool and wrap your tool ;)

• bUT DON'T WORRY!!1! HE DIDN'T BONE UNTIL YOU WERE SEVENTEEN AND READY

• he took a polaroid picture of you while you were sleeping and you begged him to get rid of it, and as far as you know he did, but its actually in his wallet

• when you're sleeping, its always cuddling™

• adding on to the last one, its either spooning with his hand rested on your hip, you completely laying on top of him with your legs on either side of him and your head buried in hid neck, or his head laying on your chest with your hands entwined (he drools and its honestly the cutest thing ever, fight me) 

• the best and only seat for you is on his lap, don't even bother sitting beside him because you'll always end up on his lap

• giving each other wet willies when they're least expecting it

• you'll steal his glasses sometimes and he thinks its the most adorable thing ever

• y'all'll stay up till the ass crack of dawn to watch cartoons and you bet you're cuddling

• you poke each other's nipples quite a lot