Dating Sam Emerson includes;

WARNINGS: cursing, mentions of violence, mentions of making out

WORD COUNT: 410

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• you two take bubble bathes together all the time, like nothing intimate, just enjoying spending time with each other

• adding on to the bubble bathes, he loves to wash your hair, he won't let you get out until he has personally washed it

• his mother treating you like one of her own kids because you're around them more than you are your own family

• you love wearing his colorful ass, button up shirts...god bless and he thinks you look mighty fine in them, too ;)

• you two sleep in a weird position, lemme explain. he'll lay on top of you and in between your legs, with his head resting on your chest, his arms wrapped around your torso, and your legs wrapped around him... :)

• he nuzzles your neck and right when you think he's trying to be all cute and adorable, he'll lick you from your neck, all the way up to your cheek

• the frog brothers' will flirt with you sometimes and Sammy here, gets jelly

• you insult each other on a regular basis, out of love ofc

• when Sam sees you cuddling with Nanook, you bet your ass he gets jealous...Sammy needs all the attention

• instead of his mom calling an actual babysitter, she'll just call you because she'll know you'll keep Sam in line (and he doesn't even complain)

• thinking the whole 'santa-carla-is-crawling-with-vampires' is bullshit until you actually see one, despite the fact you lived there your whole life

• spending countless evenings laying on his bed reading comic books together

• when you argue, it always ends in him yelling "eAT MY SHORTS"

• his mom caught you two making out once, it was fun to explain

• you're always teasing him about his rob lowe poster ;)

• you two will go on walks everyday, no matter what the weather is like, you have to go on your daily walk

• michael attacked you once, it was nothing personal, he was just hungry and you just happened to be the closest :))

• this one time, you fell and scraped your knee and he literally out you on house arrest for a week

• when you force him to watch horror movies, he hides his face in the crook of your neck during the scary parts and its adorable

• he only comes to your house because you have a tv, but that's okay