Dating Patrick Hockstetter includes;

WARNINGS: patrick being patrick, sexy times, cursing, a little violence

WORD COUNT: 1,001

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• okay this boy is fuckin' crazy, wbk

• like, he was going to kill your cat but you caught him and you were like "if i see you lay a FINGER on my cat, i will castrate you."
n he was like oh shit

• he stands there, while you're chewing him out over your cat and he starts feeling things, things that he's never felt before, and he just walks away, and you were like "im not done?????"

• you don't see him for like two weeks after

• the next time you see him, its in school

• "im kinda sorry for kinda trying to kinda kill your cat"

"its kinda okay then"

• it really isnt, i mean he tried to kill your cat, but ya'know

• you two start hanging out, you invite him over, he invites you over etc

• he keeps boxes of lil' debbie cakes and soda under his bed for when you come over, cause his baby's gotta eat

• when you first found out about it, you had a heart palpitation

• okay yall ready for this

• his kisses range from really soft and baby, to really heated and HOT, to deranged and feral, to casual lil pecks

• for your birthday he gave you one of his rings threaded through a silver chain, you still wear that shit to this day

• and for his birthday, you got him another bracelet to add to the tower on his wrist, its his favorite one :')

• one night, you two were at his house, just chilling right

• this boy is laying beside you and he looks over at you

• "can i lay on your chest?"

• you raise an eyebrow at him, expecting he was gonna try and do something with your boobs, but nonetheless, you nodded

• he made himself comfortable and he'd never admit it, but he likes to be in your arms

• he also likes to listen to your heartbeat, but shhhh

• after a while, you start playing with his hair and bOY HE LOVES IT

• he ends up falling asleep like that and you teared up from how fucking cute

• time for hot shit lets gO

• he loves to fuck, im ngl

• he'll do you anywhere, he does not care

• in his parents bedroom, belch's car, at the quarry, on your kitchen counter, in the middle of the woods, in the neibolt house, lit rally anywhere

• the gang didnt really have an opinion on you, thinking you were just going to be another short fling

• they started to ask him about it after you still were around after a week

• okay i feel like he would have really bad ocd, so his bedroom would be spotless

• like the first time you saw it you were shocked bc  it was cleaner than yours and just not what you had expected

• his mom adoring the hell outta you

• ok this boy is sadistic as hell, so he'd be into some pretty kinky shit

• so like unless you're a masochist, you aint gonna like most the shit he does

• he LOVES hair pulling

• biting 'n leaving hickies all over you

• orgasm denial, knife play, anything to do with blood

• he is NOT afraid to fuck you on your period (if you have one!)

• in fact, he insists bc he read somewhere that "orgasms helps with cramps"

• most of the time, he'd be on top, but sometimes he wants you to ride him and whew

• one time, your friend saw all the hickies and you had to explain to them about how you were dating derry's  most beloved psychopath

• he calls you anything between sweetheart to dirty slut and you love it

• okay he gets scary when he's mad, so you really try not to say/do anything to piss him off

• he doesn't flat out say "i love you" but will say shit like
"you're amazing"
"be careful"
"i cant believe you're real"

• you say it all the time but he just says "yeah, i know" or "yeah, me too"

• skinny dipping at the quarry all the time

• okay you can give silent treatments, BUT HIS ARE SO MUCH WORSE

• weEKS, LITERAL WEEKS BEFORE HE TALKS TO YOU AGAIN

• he can hold a grudge

• you would beg, apologize, offer to suck his dick, but he still doesnt budge

• and it would be over something so dumb like you talking to vic and not him

• he needs 100% of your attention ALL the time

• even though he would be in the middle of ignoring you, you would still go to his house and just sit there, silently pleading for him to speak to you

• when he finally decides to talk to you, the first thing he says is, "you offered me a blowjob, where is it?"

• you'd be so happy that you were on your knees in 00.007 of a sECOND

• omg the way he wraps his hand up in your hair

• and the fucking noises that he makes

• and when you look up at him with his cock in your mouth, he's SENT

• he loves it when you use a little teeth

• 'n tHE THING YOU DO WITH YOUR TONGUE

• lit rally never sucked a dick before him, but you made him PROUD

• he thoroughly enjoys it when you lick the vein on the underside of his cock

• "fuck baby, almost forgot how dirty your little mouth is"

• after he finishes, give him five minutes and he's ready to go again

• this time, he fucks you like a true gentleman

• lmao jk, he chokes you, calls you a brat, the wORKS

• and all this bc you were giving vic attention and not him :(

• and yes, in case you were wondering, he actually warmed up to your cat

• he lets it sleep on his chest

• cause what a true wingman this cat is and patrick had to admit, if he didnt try to kill your cat, he probably would've never met you