Dating Mick Mars includes:

WARNINGS: slight violence, cursing, mentions of sexy times

WORD COUNT: 980

** you can read these as the actual people, or the characters from the dirt!

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• OOP MY MF MAN, HERE WE GO

• you 100% have polaroids of him lying in the vampire position, in a bunch of different and weird spaces. he doesn't even know about most of them.

• you met him while they were on tour bc you worked at a music store in the town they were performing at.

they had walked into the shop to see if they had any mötley, but the first thing they heard was you, yelling from across the store, "put the fuckin' shout at the devil record on!"

"we listen to that fucker every day!"

"and what about it?"

mick was just watching with the others as this happened but he knew.

• you heard the bell above the door ring and you walked out of the back room and the last thing you expected to see was mötley fuckin' crüe standing there

• of course nikki, tommy, & vince all tried to swoon you, while mr. mars admired you from behind them

• bc he respects the women of our species.

• honestly your favorite was mick anyway, i mean the way he shreds? who the fuck can't get horny listening to that

• he probably walks up to you to make conversation because the three stooges realize they have no chance, and so you guys converse and watch them fuck up the shop, knocking over everything in their path

• "hey fuckers, you better pay for that!"

"they won't. what's your name?"

and then you looked at him you were FUCKED

• to him, it was love at first sight, and mick isn't someone who would fall in love easily

• you on the other hand, were cautious. yeah, you fuckin' love mötley crüe, but you had respect for yourself. besides, you figured he had a girlfriend anyway. but that didn't mean you didn't have a huge fuckin' crush on him

• you introduced yourself, careful not to stammer over your words bc you did NOT want to make a fool of yourself

• especially in front of mick fuckin' mars

• the two of you watched as the other three caused mayhem out through the store

• mick knew he liked you, but he was super hesitant bc his past relationships were horrible

• but he gave it a shot and he's glad he did

• now mick comes off as a "closed off guy" but when it comes to the love of his life, he's a completely different person

• him teaching you how to play guitar

"how the hell do you play it so fast"

" all in the fingers babe"

• smirking to yourself hehehe

• he's literally SO GOOD WITH HIS FINGERS

• begging him to USE THEM ON YOU

• my man mick is PACKING, and i'm just stating the facts

• no literally there's a video, mans hung

• when mötley went on tour with ozzy, you had to stay back for work

• and mick was fuckin miserable

• he moped around everyday, always telling the guys about how much he misses you

• and the boys were kinda getting annoyed so they called you and BEGGED u to come to them

• it took a day or two to get situated at work, but you managed to get a whole week off and you were GONE

• mick was completely oblivious

• it was after a show and he was in his hotel room, being sad

• he heard a knock on the door and he really didn't want to get it

• but he did and he nearly had a stroke when he saw who was on the other side

• he immediately wrapped you up in his arms, holding you tight

• you swear you saw a tear or two but he would never admit it

• he took a solid 10 minutes taking in your scent, the sparkle in your eyes, the softness of your hair, your beautiful smile, literally everything

• "mick baby, are you gonna let me go?"

"no"

• the next day, mick was the happiest he's been all tour and even mr. ozzy himself could see that

• you spent the whole week cuddling, laughing, fucking, and he only left your side when he had a show

• then he was right beside you again

• when the week was up, mick was back to his miserable state and you weren't even gone yet

just the thought of being without you again made him sad :(

• "just two more weeks baby"
you reminded him, but it didn't seem to help

• "it's going to be the worst two weeks of my entire life"

• you felt so bad, you couldn't leave him

• so you quit lmao

• after three years at the music store, you finally pulled the plug

• "why would you do that, you love working at the music store"

"yeah, but i love being with you more"

• that made him so soft i'm ngl

• he literally loves you so much please

• you make sure he doesn't miss a doctor's appointment and he's up to date on his prescriptions

• he claims that you give the BEST back rubs

• okay now get ready for then sex c times

• his LOVES it when you ride him, whew

• there's just something about you on top that makes it 100x more enjoyable

• y'all fuck before and after EVERY show, he claims it helps him perform better

• he's not really one for quickies, so you gotta start AT LEAST an hour before the show

• he's such a sucker for blow jobs

• he tries to be gentle and respectful but sometimes he cANT HELP IT AND BE GETS A LITTLE ROUGH

• NOT THAT YOU MIND THO

• when y'all are driving somewhere, he always has his hand on your thigh 🥺🥺

• "mick, i love you"
"i know"

• you'll stare at him, with puppy dog eyes

• i love you too, sweetheart"