Dating Michael Langdon includes;
(this is young!michael. i'll do older!michael in the future.)

WARNINGS: cursing, mentions of sexy times

WORD COUNT: 531

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• constance actually enjoys having you around bc you keep michael from getting "in trouble"

• though that's the only reason why she likes you :(

• but mikey here, is so in love with you and constance claims he's too young to even know what it is

• you got him into mötley crüe and other older bands and he LOVES them

• he knows ALL the words to the dr. feelgood album

• you bought him an old record player one year for his birthday and he was so happy :')

• his hair is so fuckin fluffy

• 'N SO FUCKIN SOFT

• literally, you could sit there and play with it all day

• and he wouldn't mind one bit

• listen, he may be the antichrist, but he's kinda dumb ngl

• he's the worst at taking hints, the literal worst

• you've been together for nearly a year, and holy shit were you eager to take things to the next step

• you guys are at his house after school, sitting on his bed & studying

• "mikey, i don't wanna study anymore."
you closed your text book and moved it to the side

• "m'kay, what do you wanna do?"
he threw his book in the floor and laid back on his pillows, tucking his arms behind his head

• you bit your lip as you looked over at him, then pulled yourself over his lap, straddling him

• "have you ever thought about sex?"
he was taken by surprise at your action, grabbing your waist for balance

• "why are you asking?" he asked casually, as if you weren't on top of him

• "because i think about it, all the time. with you." you rested your palms on his chest, making direct eye contact with him

• "is that so?" he sat up, leaning against the head board

• you nodded your head SOFAST

• "grandma won't be back for another 30 minutes"

• it wasn't your ideal first time with him, but you took what you could get

• he made sure to get started as SOON as she left the next day

• he spent hours exploring your body and finding out about new things

• okay ngl after y'all's first time, he'd be horny for you 25/8

• ALL THE TIME

• "y/n, can we...."
"baby i just woke up"
"you don't have to do anything, i swear. let me do it all"
"okay okay. but be gentle, 'm still sore from last night"

• you make him a very happy boy

• being obsessed with his eyes

• "y/n, why are are staring at me like that?"
"because i love you and you're very pretty."

• baking together

• which 9 times out of ten ends up in a giant mess that you have to clean up while he sits on the counter, watching you

• he claims he's your moral support

• afterwards, you'll be covered in batter, dough, etc, and michael would somehow come out unscathed

• so you tackle him in a big hug

• "y/n, now we're both covered!"
"oh, so you don't wanna go shower together?"

• this boy did a FULL 180

• he's so baby pls