Dating Keith Matthews includes;

WARNINGS: mentions of sexy times, cursing

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• playing in the mud when it rains

• his mom absolutely loving you

• singing annoyingly out in public

• seeing who can moan the loudest in public places

• bubble baths that always ends up in a huge mess

• laughing to the point where you can't breath and/or start crying

• playing the penis game at school, walking down the street, or anywhere where there's a lot of people around

• the sex is the best thing you've ever experienced and the best thing you'll probably ever experience

• comparing feet/hand sizes

• when one gets detention, the other does everything and anything to get it too, so the other won't be alone

• drawing dicks on each other's faces when they're taking a nap

• when you're sleeping, he wraps himself around you like a koala

• even though you two joke around a lot, you share very serious, passionate kisses

• calling each other things like, thot pop, bitch pudding, cunt muffin, and fuck nut

• smacking his ass when he's bent over, laying on his tummy, or any chance you get, really

• flicking rubber bands at each other from across the room

• not being afraid to get a little rough with you because he knows you're tough

• seeing who can burp the loudest

• he scares you all the time, he doesn't care if you have a knife in your hand, or you're sleeping, its all the time

• having thumb wars whenever the two of you are bored; along with hot hands and rock-paper-scissors