Dating Bucky Barnes includes;

WARNINGS: slight violence,  cursing

WORD COUNT: 342

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• mr bucky would love the frick out of u ok, he's really flirty and sweet in private n sometimes he even teaches you Russian swear words

• ice cream dates !!!

• age gap. !!!!! super hot !!!!

• he thinks you being way younger than him is amazing

• nicknames; baby, doll, babydoll, cutie pie, sugar plum, sometimes it's something really dumb and extra

"Hey baby!"
"Hey sugar cookie with extra sugar!"
"Are you alright, James?"
"No."

• showing him all your favorite songs and just dancing around n having fun

• he cooks you stuff all the time, if you want something dONT WORRY ABT IT CUS HES GOT U N YOU WONT STARVE

• introducing him to iPhones, and Peter and you teaching him meme ways

• Steve hates you guys

• "hey buck!"
"Sup home slice bread slice pizza slice... dog."
".....ok"

• he's so sweet and like he loves to cuddle and he'll just lay in ur lap and let you play with his hair

• begging him not to cut his hair cus wow luscious

• tony agrees w u

• him saying something dumb and you blaming it on how pretty his hair is and he's like ????

"the earth is flat-"
you just stared, and when you finally found the words to say, "its that fucking hair."

• WHEN HE GROWS A STUBLE YOU D IE

• he tortures you with that, if u know what I mean.

• After Tony and Bucky talk they set aside their differences and apologized about some stuff they become really good friends,,, ur very happy cus tones is ur bff for life beside rhodes

• everyone teaming up on you n buck whenever there's a prank war going on

• you guys dominate the others

• he got his hands on a sniper nerf gun and totally butchered everyone else EVEN YOU
"How could you??"
"Baby please, you know I didn't mean it."

"YOU SHOT YOUR OWN TEAMMATE JUST TO GO AGAINST TONY FRICKIN STARK"
"Yeah but I love you?"

• man I love this rat

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these were written by beebursoots