The ninja are playing dress-up with the chicken.  Jay squeezes the bird into a diaper and snickers.

"Cluck."  (Kill me now.)

Jay sounds insulted.  "So, you're embarrassed about this, but you go to the spa?!"

The chicken is mortified and clucks madly at him.  "Cluck, cluck cluck cluck cluck!"  (@#*!  How could you?!  Just for that, I'm taking your time slot for your manicures!)

Nya: That explains his perfect cuticles...

Jay: W-well, KAI uses lavender-scented bubble bath!  From the SPA!!!

Cole: We all know that, Jay.

Skylor, walking in: It's why he always smells so irresistible.

P.I.X.A.L.: He makes it very manly.

All the girls nod in agreement.

Kai winks at Jay.  "Don't dis it 'til you try it."

Cole: But nails?  That's just weird, Jay.

Nya: Hmm.  Maybe we should all go.

Everyone: "YES!"

"Cluck!"  (Absolutely!)

-2 Hours later-

Everyone: Aaaaaahhh!

Jay, spluttering: "B-but this is exactly what I-"

Attendant: May I ask you to lean your head back for your cucumber mask, Master Jay?

Jay: Yeah, sure, Koruni.  (Just a random name I came up with!  XD!)