"Lloyd, have you seen my hairgel?  I can't find it anywhere."

"Don't look at me, Kai.  I saw Jay sneaking into his room with it."

"JAAAAY!!!"  Kai runs over to Jays' room and pounds on the door.  Jay gives a muffled snort. 

"It's open!"  He calls.

Kai barges in to see Jay sitting on the floor of his room with the chicken in his lap, the empty tube of hairgel lying beside him.  The chickens' headfeathers are clumped together in a haphazard manner.  Jay snickers.

"What do you think, Kai?"

"No no no!"  Kai screams.  He crouches down beside him.  "Like this!"  He deftly fashions the chickens' headfeathers into a style matching his own.  He steps back and admires his handiwork.

"We look good!"

"Cluck!"  (We do, indeed!)