Cole's sitting on the couch, watching tv.  The chicken hops up beside him and peers curiously into the bucket of food that's next to him.

"Want one?"  Cole passes a piece to the fowl.  The chicken pecks at it contemplatively.

"Cluck.  Cluck?"  (Hmm, not bad.  What is it?)

"Chicken nuggets-  Oh no!"

"CLUCK?!"  (WHAT?!  *$/#?!)  The chicken charges up, and Cole runs away, screaming.

"I'm so sorry, I forgot!  Please don't hurt me!"

"Cluck-cluck!"  (For my brethren!)  

Z-ZAAAP!

Cole's running for his life, now.  "AAAAAH!  Owow.  Stay back!  AAAAAH!"  

"Cluck!"  (Die, nugget-eater!)