Dates and Hates (Part 1)
Riqmo, Voltage, Chomper and Tony were still up, it was the middle of the night and they were all playing blackjack, Voltage was shuffling the cards.
"So, how are your relationships going?." Voltage delt out the cards evenly.
"Great, Zelda has been teaching me how to cook." Riqmo smocked a cigarette while picking up his cards, he smirked slowly. "What about you?." He looked at Tony.
"Well, Daisy and I, we've had a blast, she's full of energy and I love it!." Tony looked at his cards, making a sort of "eh" face. "And you shark bait?."
Chomper looked at his cards and frowned. "Oh, Samus and I are well, even if she is more independent, she will always want to spend time with me."
They heard the door open and Zelda, Samus, Daisy and Rosalina walked in, Rosalina was now healed from Pit's arrows.
"Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my winds." Voltage smiled getting up from the table and kissing Rose on the cheek.
"What's up?." Riqmo tilted his head looking over at the females.
"What's up?. You guys, it's two in the morning." Zelda pointed to the clock.
"So?." Tony looked at his cards again.
"So, I want to cuddle." Daisy answered sitting in his lap, smacking the cards out of his hand, kissing him on the lips. Tony, like a man possessed, got up and carried her out of the room and down the hall.
Riqmo felt a tap on his shoulder and sighed, putting the cards down and walking with Zelda out of the room. "Sorry guys, we'll play later."
Chomper put his cards down and got out of his chair, he looked up and Samus was grinning, picking him up like a toddler, the shark crossed his arms as he was taken away.
Voltage sighed and tossed down the cards, he got out of his chair and heard Rosalina yawn. "Here." He picked her up in a bridal position which made her blush. "Allow me."
She giggled as he carried to her to his room, however, someone was watching him from across the hallway.
...
Voltage walked out of Rosalina's room and yawned before tripping over a tripwire and falling down the stairs.
"AH, COCK, FUCK, FUCKING FUCKING, COCK, DAMNIT, OW, FUCKING, FUCK, FUCK-" he screamed as he tumbled into the dining room, landing face first on the floor.
"VOLTAGE!." Rosalina shoved Andre into a chair as he was walking in and knelt down. "Are you okay!?."
"NO IM NOT OKAY, WHO THE FUCK PUT A TRIP WIRE DOWN!?-" he groaned before hearing someone laugh.
"Did you see that!?." Pit laughed as he wiped a tear from his eye nudging Yoshi who walked away.
Voltage was trying to get up but Kirby ran over and put a bandaid on his forehead, before patting him.
"Poyo!." Kirby smiled.
Voltage got up and sat down in a chair, holding his arm. "I'm going to clip that angel's wings off!-"
"Easy...why don't you have some breakfast?." Rosalina started massaging his shoulders.
"I'm not hungry right now Rose...I want revenge."
Rimqo walked in and looked at the table. "Who fell down the stairs?."
Voltage raised his other arm.
"Good morning Riqmo." Zelda hugged her boyfriend who smiled.
"Hey princess." He kissed her cheek, making her blush.
"I made you some coffee." She smiled handing him a fresh cup of coffee.
"Aw, you didn't have to do that." He slowly sipped it.
"Well, I wanted to do it, because I love you." She pecked his cheek, making him smile.
"I love you too." He set down the mug they started kissing eachother.
"Aww," Corrin smiled. "You two are so cute!."
Samus saw Chomper and Tony walk down, both were still tired. "Morning Tony." She walked over and smiled before kissing Chomper on the nose. "And good morning baby." She said in a different voice that made him blush.
"H-Hi Sammy."
"Ooh, Sammy?." She grinned making the shark blush harder.
"Sorry Samus-"
"Don't apologize...I like it." She kissed him again.
Tony smiled but heard fast footsteps, he turned around and Daisy was sprinting towards the ghost rider who was now in his human form.
"Hey Tony!!!!." Daisy shouted as she tackled her boyfriend and kissed him on the lips.
"Morning!!!!." Tony shouted back, Chomper put ear plugs in his ears.
"I have something I want to do, since nobody is fighting today...you wanna go out?." He asked quickly being kissed again.
"HELL YEAH!!!." She shouted. "Let's go bowling. And golfing. And go kart racing. An-"
"Alright, alright, settle down..." Tony smiled. "We can do all those things."
As Tony and Daisy left the mansion, Samus gave Chomper a grin.
"A date would be fun..." She smiled. "I wouldn't mind going out with you."
"Where would we go?." He asked.
"Hmm, how about a gun range?." She thought. "You could use more practice."
"How is that romantic?." Grimm came down, drinking his red wine.
"Yeah, sounds fun but I don't see how that would make you two fall in love." Andre added.
"Fine...any ideas?." She looked at the shark who thought of several things in his head.
"How about we go to a nice restaurant?."
"I wouldn't mind that."
"Or we could go to the beach?." He suggested.
"Ooh...sounds like fun..." she smiled. "I wouldn't mind that as well."
"I prefer the beach as there's more things to do."
"Then it's a date." She smiled kissing him again. "I'll get ready."
Chomper nodded before Andre pulled him aside.
"Chomps listen, take me with you-"
"Huh?."
"Take me with you man, if you can get yourself that hourglass bounty hunter, I can surly get a girl-"
"I dunno Andre..."
"Please man, I'll make it up to you somehow just bring me along with you!." Andre gripped his tie.
"Fine." The shark sighed and fixed his tie. "But please, don't get in the way."
"I promise, you won't even know I was there!." Andre saluted, he quickly ran to his room to change and Chomper did the same.
...
Grimm was wearing a nice suit, he strutted up the stairs to Corrin's room and went to knock on the door before he pulled it back.
"Come on, just do it!." He said to himself. "You are immortal, you have nothing to fear...but what if she rejects you?..."
"Are you having a problem sir?." Grimm turned his head and saw The Bulter, Bentley Hilford, mixing a nice cup of tea.
"Oh it's just you butler, and yes, I'm having a problem."
"You want to ask Miss Corrin out."
"How do you know?."
"I saw you two in the study, and you both seem to share some interests."
"Yes, but I'm a little..." he looked around frantically before looking at the butler. "Nervous, what if she doesn't want to go out with me?."
"She will, allow me." The Butler knocked on the door that slowly opened.
"Yes?." Corrin said. "Oh hey Grimm, what's up?."
"...Hi." Grimm slowly waved.
"Master Grimm would like to take you to a restaurant." Bentley smiled.
"Like a date?." She asked.
"Yes...so...what do you think?." He slowly asked, before being kissed on the cheek.
"Of course!."
Grimm smiled as she wrapped her arms around him, he looked at the butler who nodded and walked away. "My work here is done."
...
Chomper and Andre were at the beach, waiting for Samus to show up.
"Where is she?." Andre asked pacing.
"She'll be here." Chomper said, setting his towel down.
"Hey." Samus called out walking over slowly, she was wearing a black swimsuit and was holding a volleyball under her arms, kissing the shark on the cheek.
"What's Andre doing here?." She asked.
Chomper couldn't speak, he only blinked.
"Seems you've made him mute with your presence Sam, anyway, I'm here to find someone who'll look at me, the same way the sharky looks at you." Andre patted the shark on the back. "And now, I leave." He ran away trying to find someone else on the beach.
"Is this too much?." She asked looking at her outfit, Chomper shook his head rapidly.
Andre continued walking along until he found someone enjoying a soda and a hotdog, it was Palutena, sitting in a beach chair watching the tide go in and out.
"Oh hey." She waved at the demon slayer who nodded and looked around.
"Wassup."
"Isn't this view amazing..." she looked back at the ocean.
"Yeah..." Andre said looking at a bird that flew over them. "How are you doing?."
"Good, it's a little hot out today but I don't mind-"
"I gotcha!." Andre ran over to where Chomper was and yoinked his beach umbrella. "Mind if I use this?."
Chomper was too busy looking at Samus to even respond so Andre ran the flag back and placed it where the goddess was.
"Your shade your excellence." He bowed.
"Oh well thank you." She smiled and sat underneath the shade of the umbrella.
...
Grimm and Corrin were at a restaurant, Grimm was wearing a nice suit and Corrin had on an elegant dress.
"What would you be having today?." The waiter asked.
"I'll get the steak." Grimm handed the menu. "With some Red wine."
"I'll have a salad and I'll also take a wine." Corrin smiled handing her menu to the waiter who left. "You know this place is really fancy, I like it."
"Like your dress." He said which made her blush.
"Aw, you like it?." She smiled. "I'm glad, it's the only dress I have."
"I can get you more if you'd like."
"Oh you don't have to do that-"
"I insist that I do my dear, you deserve the best dress that has ever been made."
She smiled as the waiter came back with her food.
"The steak will need to wait a bit sir, I hope that isn't a problem."
Grimm nodded and the waiter left again as Corrin took a sip of her wine.
"Mmm, it's really good." She set her glass down. "So tell me, what other hobbies besides giving people nightmares are you interested in?."
"Well, if you must know, I like to sing, I can dance, and I can do theater productions."
"Interesting, mind if showed me a dance?."
"Certainly." He got up, motioning her to do so as well, and he turned on some tango music.
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After a minute of a tango, her eyes locked onto his.
"Wow, I didn't know you dance this well." She smiled as he spun her around a few times before catching her gracefully. "It's my gift." He smiled. "I'm hoping my food will come, but Either way, I'm having fun."
"You know...So am I." She smiled as the song finished and they sat back down, the waiter put the steak down.
"I hope you enjoy it sir." He said as he took a bite of the steak.
...
Daisy and Tony were go cart racing and Daisy was in the lead, getting shells and throwing them backwards at the ghost rider who was drifting around the corner.
"Stop throwing shells!." He shouted, avoiding another one.
"What are you going to do about it?." She laughed as she drove past the line for the second lap, Tony hit an item back and smiled, he launched a blue shell with wings when they came around the last corner and it circled around her.
"OH SHI!-" she said before her cart exploded and Tony crossed the finish line.
"WOOO!." He hoped off the cart and ran on the track. "I WON!."
"Come on let's go to another one!." Daisy grabbed his arm and dragged him to another ride, this next one was called "The Ride to Hell!." Neither of them had no idea what it meant but it sounded fun, once they were strapped in, they couldn't move and the ride started moving at the speed of sound, the cart caught on fire as the track went right up into the air above the clouds and into space.
"Hey I see Voltage!." Tony said. "YO VOLTAGE!."
Voltage and Rosalina we're traveling through the galaxy when they looked down and saw them, waving, they waved back as the cart shot down the track and straight through the ground.
"WOOO!." Daisy cheered.
"AHHHH!." Tony held her hand and gripped onto the rails of the cart before a loud thud was heard.
"Oh, hey Satan."
...
Voltage and Rosalina were looking at the different planets while flying through the solar system, Voltage was doing the back stroke next to Rosalina who giggled.
"I'm glad you are enjoying this dear." She smiled and kissed his cheek.
"Well, how many people can say they did a backstroke in space." Voltage turned over and kissed her, making her blush. "And with the hottest girl in the galaxy might I add-"
Before he could react she quickly tackled him and the two started making out in space, just floating around the planets and stars while staring into each other's eyes.
...
Andre was now coming back to Palutena with two ice cream cones.
"Here you are, strawberry like you commanded your excellence-" he smiled and handed it to her when an arrow went though the cone and hit the demon slayer in the foot.
"Stay away from him lady Palutena!." Pit pulled out another arrow, aiming at Andre's head.
"Yo, I'm not demon, I'm a demon slayer, I slay demons!."
"Then why are you friends with that vile creature!."
"He has a name dumbass!."
"Yes, and I won't say the name of he who shall not be named!." Pit fired another arrow but Palutena reflected it sending it away.
The arrow popped the volleyball Samus and Chomper were playing with.
"HEY!." She shouted storming over. "The hell is your problem Pit!?."
"Don't take a step closer, you are with that shark man, he's friend with the vile electro demon-"
"Yeah, I am..." Chomper was licking an ice cream while holding another one, handing it to the bounty hunter. "What's the problem with that?."
"The problem is that man is a demon and he shall be vanquished along with his space whor-"
"What did you just say!?." Palutena snapped her head at Pit.
"Forgive me lady Palutena but if these guys can't see the light, I'm going to have to send their souls to the higher plain of existence-"
"You are going through me first." Samus cracked her knuckles.
"Okay." Pit fired an arrow at the bounty hunter who backflipped over it and planted him in the sand with her meteor smash attack.
"HA!." Andre laughed before Pit flew out of the sand and fired another arrow at Palutena. "OH SHIT!-" Andre shoved her out of the way and took the arrow in the chest. "OW!!!!." He rolled around in the sand while Palutena glared at Pit, she uppercuted him so hard he was send up to space where he saw Voltage and Rosalina still making out.
"DIE YOU VILE BEAST!-" he shouted before falling down.
"Did you hear something?." Rosalina asked, she quickly shrugged and continued making out with Voltage.
"Are you okay!?." Palutena bent down to Andre who smiled.
"Yeah, I'm just glad you are okay." The two of them smiled at each other and Chomper handed Samus his cone before pulling the arrow out of his chest making him scream.
"There."
Pit landed in the sand while Palutena helped the demon slayer up. "Get him to the infirmary...I need to have a discussion with him..." she looked over at Pit who was struggling to get up.
"So much for our date." Samus looked at Chomper while holding Andre's left arm, the shark slowly nodded as the two of them started walking back.
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