"I'm telling you Gannon is the best fighter!." A loud shout was heard from a huge room in the mansion.

"No, it's obvious someone like Bowser is the best, not Gannon!." Master Hand shouted.

"Hey, is something wrong?." Riqmo asked.

"Riqmo what are you doing!?."

"Just thought something was wrong is all."

"Well yes, we are arguing about who the best fighter on the roster is, but with so many to pick from, how are we going to decide?."

"I don't know, have a tournament or something.." Riqmo left the room. "Goodnight."

"Fucking....GENIUS!!!!!!." Both hands shouted at the same time and began making a bracket for the tournament.

...

The next morning, and by that I mean, the middle of the damn night, everyone watched as the hands appeared before them.

"Good evening all." Master hand laughed. "My brother and I have some wonderful news to share with you all-"

"So hurry it up, Wario wants to sleep!-" Wario shouted before being zapped by the hand, leaving him smocking.

"Silence!." Master Hand shouted.

"What is this wonderful news." Isabelle smiled. "Is it cleaning the entire mansion day?."

"It better not be!." Tony shouted, rubbing his eyes as Daisy handed him a monster energy.

"It is not cleaning the entire mansion day, it is time to announce something that will chance your lives, make you push yourself harder than anyone here, your name will live in the stars-"

"It's the first ever smash brothers tournament!." Crazy Hand interrupt his brother trying to build suspense.

Everyone moved out of the way as a giant board was dropped behind them, seeing a lot of names on a list in brackets.

"Go up and find your name, and see who your opponent is." Master Hand snapped his fingers and everyone looked at the board, trying to find their name.

"Ooh, there's your name Tony." Daisy shook her boyfriend's arm and gave a high pitched squeal which made everyone cover their ears, besides Tony of course.

"Great, who am I facing?." Tony looked at the board and raised an eyebrow. "Who's Pyra?."

"That would be me." A woman said, the ghost rider turned around and his eyes widened for when his eyes locked with hers.

"Pleasure to be fighting against you...Tony." She looked up at the board before shaking his hand, the ghost rider opened his mouth but no words came out, after about two seconds, she walked away back to her friends.

"Come on Tony, we need to get you to train!." Daisy dragged him away, he was still looking at Pyra.

"Who are you facing dear?." Rosalina smiled at Voltage.

"Sonic." Voltage smirked looking at the board.

"So, you are the loser I'm mopping the floor with?." Sonic dashed over to them, smiling. "Hey Rose, who's your friend?."

"He's not my friend, he's my..." she slowly puts an arm around Voltage who smirked.

"She's mine, and I'm hers...got a problem with that, rodent?."

"No, congrats, I know you to send your carcass to when I'm done with you, sparky-"

Voltage gripped him by the throat and easily lifted him into the air with one hand, since sonic was shorter than him.

"DO NOT CALL ME SPARKY!." He shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Chill out bro." Sonic kicked him in the ribs and ran away. "Jeez, take a joke-"

Voltage threw Sonic away from him and Rose as the two of them went inside to see what the Lumas were up to.

Riqmo looked at the board and sighed.

"What's wrong love?-" Zelda asked before Riqmo shoved her out of the way, countering Link's sword attack with his own.

"I should've known it was going to be you." He pulled out his guns and started firing away at the Hyrule Warrior, who blocked each bullet with his shield.

While they were fighting, Grimm looked at who he was fighting an raised an eyebrow.

"Who's meta knight?."

Standing behind him was a small round blue ball, with bat wings, wearing a metal mask that shows his yellow eyes.

"Fight me." He taunted, pointing his sword at Grimm who smirked.

"I like him." He spoke to Corrin who nodded. "Mysterious and intimidating...Our battle will be legendary!."

Samus looked at the board and found her name.

"Alright, I'm facing Diddy Kong."

She looked around for Chomper who was nowhere to be seen.

"Where is he?." She started looking around for the shark who was still nowhere to be seen.

"Hey Sam." Tony walked over to her. "Something wrong?."

"Yeah, you see Chomper anywhere?."

Tony scanned the area, seeing Yoshi sniffing a flower, Lucas and Ness playing with sticks, Pit sharpening a holy blade while muttering something to himself and ripping the head off a voltage voodoo doll with it, the ordinary stuff.

"He's not over here." Tony then looked the other way.

When he looked the other way, Luigi waved at him while lifting a five pound dumbbell, Grimm was choking the life out of Wario for flirting with Corrin, who along with Waluigi was trying to pull Grimm off his friend (they aren't brothers, just friends, look it up if you want). Kirby was eating the food Riqmo made for Zelda and Chomper was getting his ass beaten by a tall man who had a sword and no shirt on.

"Who's the guy kicking Chomper's ass?."

Samus shoved the ghost rider aside and sprinting towards the half angel who was smirking as the shark was laying in the grass, bleeding from his nose, mouth, head and chest, his suit was ripped to shreds and he was missing a few teeth.

"Weak sea creature...you know, how do you get lucky with that blonde, what does she see in you?."

"You keep her name out of your mouth..." Chomper weakly said before his boot was at his throat, he let out a groan as he weakly tried to get up.

"Ooh, hit a nerve didn't I?." He asked before getting kicked in the face by Samus who immediately looked at the shark who smiled.

"Hey Samm..." he smiled, a tooth falling out of his mouth.

Tony ran over and looked at the shark before turning to Sephirtoh, he grabbed his chain and wrapped it around his neck but the half angel grabbed the chain and swung the ghost rider around like Mario would swing Bowser and send him into Samus, his skull collided with hers and they both went down.

"Oops." He sarcastically said before laughing manically before something made a loud noise behind him, he turned around and saw Master Hand.

"YOU DARE ATTACK YOUR FELLOW ROSTER MEMEBERS!!!!." He shouted.

"What?. You gonna disqualify me?." He laughed before he was shocked by the hand, he let out painful screams as he was being turned into a crispy Angel by Master Hand who stopped after ten more seconds of torture, he floated over to Chomper who was still in pain.

"God...is that you?." He asked reaching out.

Master hand snapped his fingers and Chomper, Samus and Tony were suddenly teleported away.

"Where'd you take them?." Voltage asked.

"Recovery Room." The hand replied as Crazy Hand was smacking Sephiroth. "Crazy enough, we need to have a chat with him."

Voltage saw the hands take the half Angel away before feeling something tugg on his leg, it was one of Lumas, who was shaking the bag with the fish they won from the carnival, it was floating at the top.

"Sorry kiddo but the fish is dead." Grimm patted the Luma who got teary eyed. Voltage gave Grimm a death glare.

"What, I harvest despair."

Voltage took the Luma inside and Grimm looked over at Bentley who shook his head.

"When the butler does that, you know you fucked up-" Sonic said before Grimm gripped the gremlin by the gullet which had him gasping for air.

...

Tony was laying in a bed with a bandage around his head, Daisy came in because she couldn't sleep without him and cuddled up with him on the bed, laying her head on his chest

"Nice to know you still care about me." He chuckled, he looked over at Chomper who was trying to put his teeth back in his mouth, but they kept falling out.

"How's your mouth?."

"I hurts to talk..." he said having several paper towels shoved into his mouth to stop the bleeding, Samus was laying next to him, holding one of his fins.

The door opened and Kirby came in wearing a doctors outfit.

"Poyo :)" He smiled looking at the three of them, he floated over to Tony's bed and looked at the x-ray machine, he turned it on, and his eyes went wide and he giggled as he turned the machine off then on again, then off, then on, then off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on-

"Can you stop!!!." Tony yelled at the top of his lungs making Kirby fall off the bed, he landed with a tiny thud and got back up, he grabbed his tiny clipboard and wrote something on a note.

"It's fine...just tell me what's the problem, please." Tony asked, Kirby looked at the note Dr. Mario left for him and looked at Tony's x-Ray, he blinked a few times before writing something down again.

"...Thanks...will do..." Tony slowly said, the pink creature smiled and patted him on the shoulder before leaving the same note for Samus, then going over to Chomper.

"Hey Kirby..." the shark groaned, Kirby looked at his X-ray and his mind stopped working completely for five seconds before looking at the first five pages of notes before writing a bunch of stuff down.

"Bwoken tail, swipped disc, shattered twetth, dorsal fon snapped, torn femwer, bwoken nose, etc."

"Great..." Chomper groaned, Kirby patted the shark on the head before he gasped, ran to the back, came back with something in his coat, it was a huge lollipop, which he placed in the shark's mouth.

"Poyo!."

"A lollipop?..." Tony looked at the huge Lollipop Chomper was sucking on. "I want one..." he checked to make sure daisy was still asleep before he rammed it arm into the wall, screaming as it made contact, Kirby rushed over, examined his arm, got him a cast and handed him a small lollipop, patting his shoulder again before leaving.

"Was it worth it?." Samus asked the ghost rider who started sucking on the lollipop.

"Definitely...it tastes like monster energy!."